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Whose concubine would you like to be? Who would you like for your concubine?
a girl called Ben Started conversation Jul 31, 2001
This is about who you would most like to be kept by, or who you would most like to keep...
Alexander the Great - super-fit, conquerers the world, dies romantically young... but homosexual, so not much good to me
The Earl of Essex - romantic, dangerous, energetic... but in love with Elizabeth I, who would be a tough act to compete with
Lord Byron - a poet, and mad bad and dangerous to know... getting better
Eric Clapton - I could be a muse... but he looks like ET, so I think not
So I'm still struggling here
How 'bout you?
A failed-concubine called Ben
Whose concubine would you like to be? Who would you like for your concubine?
Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress' Posted Aug 3, 2001
Can we share Lord Byron? And what about Shelley?
Although Essex comes with the problem of Elizabeth, she didn't exactly capitulate to him. So you may be in with a chance.
Whose concubine would you like to be? Who would you like for your concubine?
a girl called Ben Posted Aug 3, 2001
Sharing Lord Byron? Simultaneously I hope!
Whose concubine would you like to be? Who would you like for your concubine?
Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress' Posted Aug 3, 2001
Gosh! 
Whose concubine would you like to be? Who would you like for your concubine?
a girl called Ben Posted Aug 3, 2001
Sorry, that kinda spilled over from the homophobia/voyeurism thread!
"I'm tired and I ought to go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago
And it went straight to my head"
***B
Whose concubine would you like to be? Who would you like for your concubine?
Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress' Posted Aug 3, 2001
That's quite alright... but for a moment I thought Xanatic had been broadcasting my revelations from 'Your Beautiful'.
Crossed threads: an endless source of entertainment.
Whose concubine would you like to be? Who would you like for your concubine?
a girl called Ben Posted Aug 3, 2001
I'll have to go and read it, I dropped that one for a while.
We need to find that young man a nice, careful and caring woman to give him some faith in the rest of us. He is turning into quite a honey, but such a cynical honey.
Good night, sweet lady, good night.
B
Whose concubine would you like to be? Who would you like for your concubine?
Phryne- 'Best Suppurating Actress' Posted Aug 3, 2001
Mostly he's a nice young man. I can understand his bothers though... I sent him several hugs, and 'danced' for him. Corinth's been dispensing advice too, but I hope he doesn't lose all hope.
Goodnight also... 'perchance to dream' of dashing, moody young creative titled types.
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