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a girl called Ben Started conversation Jul 23, 2001
Hello Magnolia
Thought I'd drop by and see who's here.
Still looking for nice friendly guys - but if I can't find a good guy, I guess I'll have to make do with a bad un!
Maybe I'll be here a while.
Finds a nice comfy spot, humms quitely to self, gets out nail file and some green sparkly varnish, plays some music, says Hi to AGB, and offers her some massage oil.
(Thinks about groceries, but you don't need to know about that).
a siren called Ben
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Magnolia Thunderpussy, Geisha of the Web Posted Jul 24, 2001
Hi Ben 
Care to join me for a 
or seven?
I know a little stud muffin who I'll invite to visit you here. 
I don't know if he will.... he's kinda shy about his English, but he's a charming young man-- a bad boy with a good heart. They're the most fun, in my opinion 
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a girl called Ben Posted Jul 24, 2001
A or two or may three, and suddenly I'll start telling my life story...!
That would be great!
A Bad Boy with a Good Heart, but doesn't speak lots of English... sounds perfect.
We can talk the language of Lurve...
a girl called Ben
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Babel o' fish...back to earning a crust! Posted Jul 24, 2001
Well until the Good Heart/stud muffin etc arrives on the scene and blows me away (er, so to speak), would you mind if I hung around for a while?
I do tend to drool in the company of gorgeous females but a supply of tissues should take care of things (mmmm....if you know what I mean 
) 
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Magnolia Thunderpussy, Geisha of the Web Posted Jul 25, 2001
hehehehehehe
You're on h2g2, darlin'! Tissues!! The idea!!!!
Here, have a towel... they're MUCH sturdier. 
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a girl called Ben Posted Jul 25, 2001
Always welcome, Babel, you know that.
Do you want a 
while Magnolia and I have another each?
Muffins, sounded good too! 
anyone?
***B
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Babel o' fish...back to earning a crust! Posted Jul 26, 2001
A would go down a treat. Thank you, agcB.
Thanks for the towel Thunder, er, ahem 
Let me get you two some more & 
+ 
.
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Magnolia Thunderpussy, Geisha of the Web Posted Jul 26, 2001
*accepts from Babel and licks the tips of his fingers*
I have to watch my intake, or I'll turn into a fat and lazy Thunder
, darlin'. Wouldn't want THAT to happen, would we? So I'll just taste a little on you when I get the urge, if that's alright?
When are you gonna start telling your life story, Ben? Here.... have another and DO tell. 
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The Stupid French lost in USA Posted Jul 26, 2001
Hey Ben,
I am a friend of Magnolia.
My english isn't great but i would like to try chating with you.
It gonna a real pleasure to be your friend !
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Babel o' fish...back to earning a crust! Posted Jul 26, 2001
Mind if I call you for short or does "Thunder" have any ing significance?
~ ? ~
Let me know when you want to lick my fingers, and I'll make sure they're coated with
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Magnolia Thunderpussy, Geisha of the Web Posted Jul 26, 2001
You can call me pretty durn near anything you want to darlin'. 
Since we're on finger-licking terms, it might just be easier to call me Magnolia, though. Needn't be formal, here.
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Babel o' fish...back to earning a crust! Posted Jul 27, 2001
Okay, Magnolia
I have an extra special *little* finger that you can lick if you like...
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Magnolia Thunderpussy, Geisha of the Web Posted Jul 28, 2001
hmmmmmmmm.... is that 
saying he trusts this to nibble him? Looks like it to me 
*Sluuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrp*
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a girl called Ben Posted Jul 28, 2001
Bonjour Monsieur Stud Muffin
(What is the French for Stud Muffin? Does it have anything to do with cake at all...?)
I see you know la chat Magnolia, and le poisson Babel; and they quite clearly know each other!
Et moi?
Je suis une fille que s'appelle Ben
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Babel o' fish...back to earning a crust! Posted Jul 28, 2001
Mmmm....that feels nice Magnolia...
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a girl called Ben Posted Jul 29, 2001
"He who touches honey is compelled to lick his fingers."
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The Stupid French lost in USA Posted Jul 30, 2001
Hey Miss Ben,
So, how was your week end ?
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a girl called Ben Posted Jul 30, 2001
Bon Soir Monsieur
My weekend? Fine, thank you very much. I have left Sweden, where I have been working, and gone back home to England's 'green and pleasant land', which I was missing very much.
So no I am home, tired but happy.
How about your weekend?
B
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The Stupid French lost in USA Posted Aug 1, 2001
My week end was <>
Everything started Friday night with a nice party to a friend place.
We finished all drunk.... oh well.
So The morning, i decided to go to the swimming pool donwstair to finish my night under the sun ( the view there is really amazing, my friend live directelly on the Miami Bay, so you can see Miami and the big building order the bay, it's wonderful !
So, i slept and the day under the sun.... maybe 7 hours... LOL
When i wake up, i felt something wrong, haha i was so red !!!! totally Burn, like a chicken ready to eat ! ( that can explain why the crazy girls tried to catch me sunday... hehe Just kidding )
Well, Sunday night, i went to see Magnolia, she bought some new furnitures, so i decided to help her with that and to build them, I AM THE MAN WITH THE HAMMER ! HUG
Yesterday, i had a date and i finished the evening totally drunk again....oh well, so i think i still have some effects right now, that can explain this email too hehe.... OH WEEEELLL
PS: I am not into Alcohol, NOT MY FAULT IF EVERYBODY TRY TO GET MY DRUNK !
Take care Miss Ben, Have fun
PS #2 : Sorry for my english LOL
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