Me

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That isn't my real name (no s**t Sherlock) but it's one I'm proud of.
I live in Chorlton Manchester, work in Crewe (arrgghh), am 28 and have all my own teeth. Still haven't found my cosmic life partner but to be honest haven't really looked yet. Don't believe in God but don't believe in just 'born, eat, shag, die'. Too much weird stuff happens that we can't explain - maybe Star Wars got it right with 'The Force'.

Things that make me look like this :-):

Music of the cool type - folky, dubby, rocky, bluesy, f**ked-up dancey, anything that's not charty.
Fast American cars (I own a Chevrolet Camaro, or the Bitch-Boy as I affectionately call it)
When Manchester City win.
Beer (Chorlton bars generally provide this commodity to me)
The Fast Show
Withnail and I
Iain Banks (with and without the M).
Subbuteo.
Camping (preferably on Shell Island in North Wales).
Glastonbury and the Big Chill festivals.
Blokes called *** who deliver weed to your door.
Playing my guitar (badly).
Banging the hell out of drums (badly).
Karma.

Things that make me look like this :-(:

Human stupidity, cruelty, ignorance, bigotry.
When Manchester City lose.
Being lied to.
Breaking my drums.
Heartburn.
Bus-stops in the rain.
Not a lot else really.

Things that make me look like this 8-):

Good weed.
Cocaine.
Ecstacy.
Too much beer.

My ambitions are to see a UFO, record an album, have 2 great kids (better get on with that search for my CLP then!) and die happy (obviously that ambition can wait a while).

My favourite words are 'serendipity' and 'a**e' when used as an expression of mild exasperation.

That's it I'm bored now. You know the drill if you have any questions.

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