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Mother of God, Empress of the Universe Started conversation Sep 17, 2000
Well, you lead me to wonder exactly what kind of pirate you are. No ship??? That should be a problem for a pirate? Go pirate one, my dear. And the Barbie dolls--not sure even I want to know about that little fetish. And I'm a nosy wench. Anyway, welcome aboard! The buffet is to the right, over there. I recommend the 
. And the washroom is through the galley and to the left. Why don't you navigate your way over there first, and wash your hands. Then join us for a cup of grog. 
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Greasy Pirate Posted Sep 17, 2000
Arrgh yes, Grog, the cornerstone of any good meal. Me thanks ye for your horspitality. Arrrgh indeed.
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Mother of God, Empress of the Universe Posted Sep 17, 2000
You're welcome, my dear. {tries to give him a hug but he slips from her embrace} The washroom is THAT way >! And for the record, I absolutely WILL NOT play 99 Bottles of Grog on the Wall on my accordion. Last time I tried that number my fingers were cramped for a week.
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Greasy Pirate Posted Sep 18, 2000
AAArgh! That water be hot. I almost burned me self washing off. I be clean now, but still greasy. Ye can't wash the greasy out of Greasy, matey. No accordion, huh? It be alright, me parrot be feeling a tad singy tonight!
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Mother of God, Empress of the Universe Posted Sep 18, 2000
Well, you look MUCH more presentable now. Can your parrot be convinced to give a rendition of the Chicken Dance for us?
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Mother of God, Empress of the Universe Posted Oct 8, 2000
Hey, honey! I've missed you! Been out looting and pillaging lately? Or just staying home, playing with your Barbie dolls? Do tell!
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