Earth
Well. Now that I've got the hang of this odd little buttoned creature (some call it a keyboard, but it resembles a very, very springy piece of spraaxi more than anything), I think I'll write a little introduction.
I am an alien, and I am large and red. You creatures seem to think that all aliens are little green men, and that's not true. There's a multitude of colors we come in, and our spacesuits match our skin/fur/pustules. We're very fashion concientious creatures.
You may be wondering who "we" are. I use the term "we" to loosely represent the entire collection of beings existing (or non-existing, depending on your belief in the Nitolian system of "life, and all that other stuff") outside the limits of the Earth proper. To put it very simply: Anything that isn't from Earth.
Humans have an interesting way of looking at things. Due to the fact that you only have five senses instead of the standard fourteen, you miss many things, such as the beautiful Aldijhar fountains located in the sixth dimension of this little planetoid. I find the study of your "ghosts" very fascinating as well. Completely wrong, but fascinating.
In any case, I digress. I will be studying this planet and writing entries for this little "Guide." That is, if I have time.
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