h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not often you hear that - do I win Chomskian bingo?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19706812

Indeed. Pity, you can do such interesting things with a real piano that you can't with an electrical one.

Oh? Like what?

I think they're definitely more fun to play. The vibrations feel better, or something. I'd love to have a go on a massive cathedral pipe organ, though.

Like laying things on the strings so they make really funky noises when you play them. Spoons work well.

I don't think that's how you're usually meant to play the spoons!

Since when does "meant to" ever come inton it?

Pah! You say that as if spoon-playing was in some way undesirable!

Only in restaurants.