h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thought you'd find that one useful. Simple and straight to the point

How long have you got to decide which masters to do?

I have to apply for the one by the end of the month

7 days...

Any particuar preference out of the ones you're looking at?

There are two I'm seriously considering at the moment.

One's architectural journalism, the other virtual design. One's somewhere on the Polish border, the other in Denmark.

Ooh, virtual design sounds

Yes, I can go into architectural presentation or virtual reconstruction or even computer game worlds with that.

Computer game worlds. Not fair

One day I'll write my own RPG, a proper one that tries to replicate all of lifes complexities. Bet it'll be damned difficult to play though. Well the plan is to write a game. probably never happen though

A model that's as detailed as the real thing is no use as a model

Well then it'll just have to be an alternate reality then

Like hootoo?

Damn my grand plan had already been done. *sulk*

But mine won't have alabaster or goo as skins

Ah, so you want to be an evil overlord.

Yep, suits me fine. complete control Everyone will be forced to do my bidding!

Mmmmmhmmm. You'd get bored really fast.

So a few uprisings may be needed. nothing more

I thought you had complete control? That precludes uprisings unless you engineer them yourself.

I shall indeed engineer the uprisings myself. Ofcourse as an evil tyrant no-one else will find thos out till the end.

This kinda reminds of the the patrician in the terry pratchett books

But then you're just slaughtering people uselessly.

Ah but it's not real, its just a very good model

It's only a model!