h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey, how *did* we end up doing this duel anyway?

you need some

better alibis!

(I haven't the faintest clue

I'm going now.

Sing lullabies!)

Nighty night. I'm going soon too.

Morningy morning!

*kippt den Hut*

(tipping the hat)

In a friendly way. Not the Hannes way.

Not the KB-misunderstanding-Hannes way

Well. Perhaps I misunderstood him, or perhaps I uncovered his fiendish secret plot!

Either way you're safe though. I'm quite sure it suits you and I'd never take it off you.

I'd not mind taking it off sometimes...

What a bizarre thing to say!

Why? Is it very hot there at the minute?

No, more humid at the moment.

But antibiotics always give me a terrible itch rash all over, and I'd quite like to be rid of it then!

Ah, I've got you now. It's a bit like when I get that migraine - I begin to understand why the guillotine was thought of as a humane invention.

Yes - perhaps just a *temporary* guillotine...

Yes...such a machine would have its attractions!

Not only to the film industry.

Failing that even the earlier beheading technology could be useful...the black executioners' hoods to keep the light away!

You'd have to wear it backwards

Yes, I know...or just keep my eyes shut and wear sunglasses, which would defeat the whole purpose of wearing it.

Interesting fashion statement, though