Journal Entries
Marmite
Posted Oct 28, 2000
Why is Marmite so tasty?
And has it got instructions on how to consume the most in one go without dying of pleasure?
Discuss this Journal entry [1]
Latest reply: Oct 28, 2000
Skins
Posted Oct 14, 2000
I just want to know, do you prefer Glassic GOO or Alabaster?
Discuss this Journal entry [70]
Latest reply: Oct 14, 2000
Pizza
Posted Sep 13, 2000
Has anyone realised that pizza is just half a sandwich only usually round?
My brain hurts now so I will sleep.
Discuss this Journal entry [59]
Latest reply: Sep 13, 2000
Neckties and where you can stuff them
Posted Sep 12, 2000
I am only 14 but I am constantly haunted by the thought that I can do up my own necktie - even when looking in a mirror. I need counselling. Badly. I hear the scorn and laughter of my elders in my mind - the laughter of elders who did not know what a tie was (and possibly even what a neck was) until they were old enough to bear the strain. (Since there is no legally accepted age for being able to do the above, this could be seen as a) very deep and philosophical, b) sarcastic and the sign of a bitter and twisted mind, or c) something a pig wouldn't mind eating.)
P.S. I have already tried Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters but the painful memory is insoluble. If anyone can help me learn how to forget, I'm open to suggestions.
Discuss this Journal entry [1]
Latest reply: Sep 12, 2000
Pokemon and how I hate it
Posted Sep 12, 2000
I did like Pokemon, but my six year old brother has successfully put me off with stories of how they all play it every "playtime" at his puny school.
Sad. Sad sad sad sad sad sad sad.
Let me know if you have problems of this nature - I will possibly give you a list of phrases that give me the unexplained sense of deep foreboding which surrounds my brother's approach.
Discuss this Journal entry [3]
Latest reply: Sep 12, 2000
Arthur Dentist, Really Cool Guardian Angel (Patron Saint of Pliers, and Wrencher of Teeth) With a Pointlessly Long, Stupid Name
Researcher U152745
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."