This is a Journal entry by Arthur Dentist, Really Cool Guardian Angel (Patron Saint of Pliers, and Wrencher of Teeth) With a Pointlessly Long, Stupid Name

Neckties and where you can stuff them

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Arthur Dentist, Really Cool Guardian Angel (Patron Saint of Pliers, and Wrencher of Teeth) With a Pointlessly Long, Stupid Name

I am only 14 but I am constantly haunted by the thought that I can do up my own necktie - even when looking in a mirror. I need counselling. Badly. I hear the scorn and laughter of my elders in my mind - the laughter of elders who did not know what a tie was (and possibly even what a neck was) until they were old enough to bear the strain. (Since there is no legally accepted age for being able to do the above, this could be seen as a) very deep and philosophical, b) sarcastic and the sign of a bitter and twisted mind, or c) something a pig wouldn't mind eating.)

P.S. I have already tried Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters but the painful memory is insoluble. If anyone can help me learn how to forget, I'm open to suggestions.


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