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The Jezois

My dear BFG,
Forgive me, Sir, my paltry submisson, but I must protest your surly tone.
I've been in exile these past six weeks. Mired in the sensory deprivation that is Tully, QLD. No mobile service, no internet, no computer not requiring punch cards, unwatchable local television and etc. If it wasn't for The Collected works of Oscar Wilde, I would be completely bereft of any sentient thought let alone communication skills.
Anyhoo, thanks to an ancient concept known as pen and paper, I will be making a few submissions. All that remains is to transfer them to a digital medium. For now console yourself with a rant originally penned during a highschool English Composition class.
Yours in flowery prose,
The Jezois.


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