h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Michelle re-enters, having already exited earlier, due to a continuity problem elsewhere. "Mew is such a cute little thing" Michelle thinks to herself. Actually, Michelle, being a french maid, does not think in English, but rather in French, more along the lines of "Mew est chose trop mingonne!"

Mew's room, room 010, is predominantly blue. Unlike many of the other guests rooms, Mew's has it's own bathroom, and does not need to share one with a nextdoor neighbor. The bed is done in different shades of blue, and all the moulding is white. The bookshelf contains mostly rare Pokémon comics, a complete set of Pokémon cards, and some other, less interesting items. Above Mew's bed is a large poirtrait of a little native boy playing a flute. Well, it looks like a flute, anyway...

Mew's writting desk is unremarkable, and has all the neccissary equipment for a writting desk. Lord Reflection wasn't quite sure whether Mew was literate, or if he would actually use the bed, but he figgured it would be nice to have those things, just in case. In fact, Lord Refelction knows really very little about Pokémon.

A nightstand by the bed contains the obligatory Gideons' Bible, placed in all hotel, motel, and lodge rooms everywhere. After making up the room, Michelle leaves.*

(that should have been "Mew est une chose trop mingonne". Sorry for the inconvienience)

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*Lord Reflection himself enters the room*

My dear Mew, there's going to be a big announcement fairly soon in the Dinning room. I really do suggest you return there.

[exits]

[Mew materializes, with a Technical Machine number Thirty-Five, or TM35, which teaches Metronome. (He briefly teleported home.) He has trouble getting it to work on himself]

Mew!

[Mew gives up with the TM35, and floats upward. He attempts to move the painting of the boy and the "flute."]


Your move, LR. If Mew succeeds, is anything behind the painting?

*The painting moves to reveal a peice of paper has been plastered to the wall -- it's the lyrics to a song, but part has been obscured by the plaster. Clearly visible are these words:

"but Daniel was hot, he drew first and shot, and Rocky collapsed in a corner"

[Mew looks at this and shrugs. He moves over to the bookshelf and examines the Pokémon cards]

}Wow. All rare and expensive. All first edition. Charizard ... Ditto ... Oo, Dark Raichu!{


For the record, Charizard looks like an orange dragon with a flaming tail. It is a Fire-type. Ditto looks like a piece of pink silly putty with a face, and its only ability is to completely transform, type, abilities, and all, into its opponent. Dark Raichu is a Raichu (Pikachu's evolution; check one of the above sites for more info) from the Team Rocket card set.


[Mew continues, looking at the shelf. In addition to every single issue of each of them, there are also the graphic novels of The Electric Tale of Pikachu, Pikachu Shocks Back, and Surf's Up, Pikachu. He doesn't notice it, but the Ditto pops up from its card, (There is still the picture behind it!) gives Mew a cursory glance, and then flattens itself out again.]


I think I've got an idea about what you're planning. Howabout the Ditto adds another twist to the plot?
Also, you mentioned "less interesting items" in the description. What exactly are they?


[Mew, bored, flips through the Bible.]


Anything interesting there?

*Even I know who Charizard is... the "less interesting items" were mentioned just to give the room a sense of more clutter without my having to imagine every detail. In the Bible you may notice that every time the word "fish" appears (and it does appear, especially in a certain story in the New Testament) it has been underlined in red ink.

And before letting Ditto add plot twists, I'd make sure it fit in with the way the story is going -- extra characters make for extra suspects, and I'm not sure you want that...*

(by the way, Lil or Witty would know what that song lyric was from)

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The book case is connected to the wall, and therefore cannot be moved "forward" as you put it without heavy machinery. Sorry. Maybe you should examine the books on the shelves...

[Mew discovers that he cannot move the bookcase. He examines every single book in every possible manner]

* book on "Zen Gardens" looks out of place. Removing the book may have a strange effect...*

[Mew removes the book]

*The bookcase slides into the wall, revealing a small room. Directly to Mew's right, if he enters, is a series of television monitors, not on. In the far right corner is a door that will not open.*

[Mew is about to investigate further, when suddenly he hears an extraordinary noise from above. He then hears a familiar voice and senses a familiar mind, so he exits]

[YK enters and goes into the bathroom, closing the door behind him. Moments later, the sound of the toilet flushing is heard. YK exits and for the first time takes in what he's seen]

[YK] Good night!

[He walks toward the strange room, stepping on an unassuming bit of floor]

[YK] What the -- Oh, zark, where'd this bubble gum come from!?

[Ditto] I'm a Ditto, stupid!

[YK] I see.

[The ditto turns into a duplicate of YK, except for the backpack]

[Ditto-YK] I know what's going on. I'll need to borrow your backpack and lightsaber.

[YK] Fine. [takes off his backpack and releases four cats: the white and tan one is Hotsper, the gray tabby is Casper, the albino is Esper, and the is Ophelia] All right everyone, stick with me.

[Hotsper] Mrow...

[YK] I know, I know. I'm the real one. [hands Ditto-YK his lighsaber] I don't know what you're doing, and I don't want to.

[YK goes into the secret room and Ditto-YK exits]

{You guys, this is getting a bit out of hand}