h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks, Christiane.

Ed, I actually played Pokémon many years ago, for about three weeks, so that I would know what the children were talking about. I had a little dragon guy, and a goldfish which I patiently trained into a fighting monster. But then one of the daughters erased my save, and I never had any further interest in it.

What was that? Oh yes - that's very nice, dear.

I have banned J from talking to me about the subject unless I'm *really* not doing anything. So I feel quite happy about ignoring him when he breaks the rules.