h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Without wishing to offend (assuming I am allowed to reply as this thread began on my page) - how oh how did i gain that honour???

cya
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ookay...........

had anyone ver told you that you are an angry individual?? are you angry about anything imparticular or is it just a rough outer layer that is worth getting through????

i'm not angry!
but i'm not unangry!

how's my favorite pesteree doing?

Im fine today thankyou.... and you?

(nice to have a civilised posting without all that nasty yelling)

I am studying for exams (read 'procrastinating' instead of studying) which are next week, then only a few assignments and my course is over.

What are you doing today?

felt like chucking my laptop out the window.

may I ask what prompted that???

I often used to feel like picking up my PC and throwing it through the window, then I got a new one that is much faster and betterer so I haven't felt like that in a while.
I do feel like throwing my phone through the window though..... Im waiting for it to ring, with the offer of a job, but it doesn't seem to be up to the task!!!

sorry it took me a while to get back to you, Ive been studying - hope your day was Ok - despite the laptop problem!! - just think. if you throw it out - you wont be able to pester people!!

cya
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i don't use my laptop for on-line stuff.

it's just being stupid. it won't let me do surtain things.

i get madder at computers than i do at anything else!

The thing with computers is that they *always* do what they are told to do, but for some reason it is *never* what you wanted them to do...

cya
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mine doesn't do what it's told!
it backtalks too!
actually, it tells ME what to do!
it bosses me around!

i won't stand for it!
i'm gonna give that computer a piece of my mind!

Yes, those computers that tell you what to do.... sometimes they just need a good talking to..

*backing away very slowly with a view to running very fast from this slightly strange person with a talking computer*

*thinks better and decides to try and talk him through it*

So what does you computer tell you?...

cya
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it tells me that what i'm doing is illegal.

ookaayy.... *backing away again ever so slightly*

Just 'illegal' in computer speak ie "this computer has performed an illegal operation and will now shut down" or truely illegal??
*hoping for option one*

cya
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huh? what were we talking about?
i have to go do something random.

*digs a hole and burries his shoes*

not quite as random as i hoped.

Now how are you going to keep your footsies warm... now that you've buried your shoes?.....

hmmm,

i'll bury my feet.

Ok.... but how will you go anywhere?

i'll cut my feet off.