h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Please feel free to kick me off your future friends' list. Or maybe you'll keep me but think of me now in the 'Vicky' category?

Hey seb, good to make your acquaintance.

Pleasure to meet you.

Seeing as I'm new here, perhaps you could acquaint me with what's what and who's who? Take, oh, I don't know...say, the Dawkins thread?

Oh crikey the Dawkins thread. Now there you have me. It's a bit of a minefield. it has a history and it has a psychosis. It has a je ne sais quois. It has many interesting qualities.

It's often been said that no newcommer should approach the Dawkin's thread before taking a few sedatives. But that's just woosy I think. It's an adventure like any other.

I won't spoil things for you by explaining too much. Just put your first foot forward and take the plunge...(Sorry for mixing my metaphors. )

I hope you don't mind if I join in here, but I'm just trying to figure out what that thread is all about, too.

Seems like a good conversation that is infected with a toxin!

Hi dar, good to meet you.

I'll say the same to you, ie (post 45) that I said to U10939747. Think of it as a sort of Effer's Hi, or G'day! I know there is a problem sometimes with that thread, but there's an awful lot of good stuff as well.



Please feel free to drop by this thread, anytime.

Ta ever so!

That certain person seems to have decided to go away...do you think it'll take this time?

Has she? I didn't know. I really do hope so. I find her presence more and more mentally oppressive.

I'm not holding my breath. But it really would be so clucking brilliant.

I just figured out why she keeps promising to go away but then just keeps on coming back....

I think she has a crush on me!

Nah it's me she's got the crush on. She's a bloody homo.

EEEEEEEWWWWWWW!

I think you're right!

I know she's always flirting with me and trying to seduce me, but I'll bet it's you she really wants...all that girl's school latent stuff.

Yes you've probably noticed that Vicky and I are having a bit of a lovers tiff at present. The passion of everything was getting too much and I told her I hated her; but these things are normal in any healthy, full on, red bloodied relationship as everyone knows. And yes I've been quite curious about all the recent references to all girls schools, which I haven't heard before. I'm wondering if she is 'mirroring' ?

Quite bizarre.

I just now saw that the troll is still with us.

On the other hand, it is not actually posting here on this thread, although it's clearly lurking, and moreover it's on its best behaviour even on the other threads at which it feels welcome . I did notice though that even when it's trying very hard to act out of type, it can't help let a lttle of its bile slip out (see its post on the cadaver thread).

Maybe it will get bored with the pretense and give up and not come back

Amazonian? Hubba hubba!

She's really got it bad for ya, Duckie!

Yes. The funny thing is, for sometime now now she has referred to me as 'little effers'. And she's said that if she did go for a female they would have to little and slim; I was clearly in the with a chance then. We are all aware of Vicky's prejudices towards fat people. The fat man in the shop she spoke about when trying to buy the God Delusion, the fat business man on the bus.

Maybe its connected with that Christian thing of fear of the flesh?

So now I'm suddenly, *big hefty Amazonian effers*. It's her way of getting back at me in this tiff situation.

She has admitted in the past to coming close to having sex with a woman but at the last minute changed her mind and decided on a cup of tea.

I think this sudden fantasy of me being BIG, is all part of it.

I'm trying to share her fantasy...a dainty Amazon...hmmmm

I'm off to bed now. I need some rest for tomorrow...those giggling little brownskinned girls without reservations about age-inappropriate relationships won't seduce themselves, you know...

Take care!