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In that case and given the current time of night should you not be lying in a gutter somewhere singing a mildly suggestive song about donkeys?

Na i dont know any donkey songs ?

I cant afford to live in the gutter

I have been known to sing an odd ditty when i have had a few too many, stranger than dodgey donkeys

*hugging aurograph* now I need one from unca paul and aunt amy....thanks unca happy!

you're welcome

...and loftskywalker if you don't know any donkey songs you can always try singing some George Formby songs instead

No i;m more of a Balad merchant , or even a bit of" Parsley sage rosemary and time " Maybe some classic chas and dave? Would that be as good?

for chas 'n' dave it would have to of been the kind of night that involved words like "shots" and "chasers"...

hmmmm.....

It's something you can look forward to in years to come miss vulpix, but if you want to start familiarising yourself with the work of chas 'n' dave now you can sample some of their work over at http://www.last.fm/music/Chas+%27n%27+Dave

Sounds like a wild west saloon too me

Yea i bet chas & Dave would go down well with the cowboys !

Yeehaaw! Rabbit Rabbit

For a song, i think it would have to be locked in in a traditional sort of Irish pub with an open fire and plenty of guiness.

Either that or eighteis night at the local kareokee pub, and thats me all over.

perhaps, perhaps not, but thank you^^

"Yea i bet chas & Dave would go down well with the cowboys"

I'm not sure how well cockney rhyming would translate

I dont get out too much these days, all my friends have grown up and left me but i shall try not to grow up too quickly.
How about this?
http://www.oktoberfest.de/en/index.php

As to the translation issue... vulpix would you of guessed that "rabbit" is cockney rhyming for talking

It' been over a decade since I did an Oktoberfest but they are fun

You ever see the Blues Brothers ; that scene in the cage at the roadhouse?

Oww it would be a cruel man who would book em in there.

Yeah they would go down a treat, can imagine all those big cowboys waving there stetsens in the air to knees up mother brown

*recovers*

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Yea i can imagine they are fun, i gotta go one year that and a christmas fair

sweet home, just east of Balham!

As to the Christmas fair/market - Vienna is the one to do (IMHO)

How does this donkey song go then?

I wish i could think up such things