h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Yo .... things seem to be going swimmingly well at the desolate battlefield and I just wanted to put a proposal to you.

I'm presently stirring up a Revolution in the CHOPPERS ranks on the premise that Uncle Heavy has been a lousy leader (he hasn't but that's beside the point ) and hasn't been successful in thwarting STUMPED for a long time. So it's time for a new leader - someone a bit doggish, preferably Red, etc .

Basically we're trying to breathe some life back into the STUMPED - CHOPPERS conflict which got a bit tired and lame of late.

I've told the Heros of my scared quest to purge the multiverse of evil, villainry and Uncle Heavy and the official launch of the Legion of Revolutionary Super-Heroes. We're camped out at A904303 and I'm trying to attract the active CHOPPERS researchers to the cause. To do that I've had to promise thema few things :-

1. Success against STUMPED
2. Prestige
3. Riches beyond their imagination
4. A 10% discount off any purchases at ASDA or Wal-Mart.

and .......

5. A captured villain

So you can see my dilemma I think I can deliver on 1 to 4 but 5 is a bit tricky if I want to stay within the continuity laws.

So - I was wondering whether you'd be terribly offended if we could capture you for a while and bring you to justice - this wouldn't be very painful and would be purely a temporary arrangement. I would also be prepared to offer a quid pro quo arrangement at a later time and date of your choosing

I'd throw in a special country club cum maximum security establishment for detention in real style if that would sway you - check out A626654

Waddaya reckon ?

well that certainly sounds actually kinda really cool. It's a deal, as long as you capture me with overwhelming force- like a few superheros doing it and the like and I have to be able to resist nicely. I'm cool with whenever you want to do it! I warn you though, I'm gonna be a rather fiesty prisoner

Great ! Somehow I always end up with fesity prisoners - course they'll be ample opportunity for escape plans and daring rescues of course

I'll get to work on it - where are you on the battlefield ?

Traitor!

tisk tisk...

Go away

*lurks, just for spite*

I forgot about your habit of checking up on my space sea

have to keep a close eye on you, RD. you're one sneaky puppy.

My middle name

Hmm...

Ere - can we have a bit more imprisonment before we do the escape thingy ..... we completely bypassed the gloating and teasing stage !

lol, don't worry I can't escape yet! it takes at least 3 tries to get it right! I think I'll slip and fall or something like that