h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I hosted my pictures on another site, if you want more info on how to do this let me know.

Sweetie, could you really help me? English men can be kind. thanks, I never thought I would want to post any but I love your site. Up until now I have been very protective of all copyrights to my pics and bod. Let me know, give me the info. Luv...JLC the TTP

Hi there! I noticed that you were new here, and thought I'd stop by and say hello. It's always great to meet new people on the guide, so I'd love to chat. If you have any questions, concerns, or are just feeling lonely, hit the "Reply" button.

Of course now I have the privlige of find two new users in the same place. Makes things a lot easier for me. If you have any questions, here's the place to ask.

In case you are having some trouble getting settled in, here are some links you should visit:

ACEs Homepage
http://www.h2g2.com/A214796

Quick Reference Guide
http://www.h2g2.com/A344756

Guardian Angel New Users Page
http://www.h2g2.com/A352667

thanks for all the info, but must you be Evil Dan, I like the idea of an Archagel but for whom. I'm down here in the Bible Belt an my mama won't even have a computer in her house, she thinks they are Evil! I'm the brave adventurer in the family. Worlds of Love, JLC the TTP

Sorry I took so long but I had nip down the West End to catch up with a few people. I've put my pictures on webspace that I get free with my ISP, (if you do not have any freespace there are plenty of third party providers of free space out there just type 'Web Hosting Free' into any half decent search engine and you will get a list half a mile long). Once you have your picture on line you can utalize the following commands to make it appear on the page.

Using GuideML



Using HTML



If you need more help (do ckeck out the pages in the last message) let me know I'll be glad to help & go into a bit more detail.

HappyDude

JLC: The "Evil" is in quotation marks for a reason. When I became a Guardian Angel, I put them there to prevent a conflict of interest.

In case you weren't aware, the Guardian Angels are researchers who go around greeting and getting to know new researchers. I'm not just a guy who has a really high opinion of himself.

I just got hired as the Fire Chief for the H2G2 Space Center.

Cool! I'm the Chief of Security there.

Cool! I'll just have to give you a bit of Americana on that one, here's the lyrics of a country-western song dedicated to your new apointment. "Well they call me the fireman, that's my name, runnin' all over town, puttin' out old flames. Got a hurried call 'bout an hour ago, seems a fella left his woman burnin' out of control..."
hmmmm, I wonder what kind of duties the Great Ones of the Galaxy might deem fit for me. Perhaps I should call upon our noble Archangel Dan, I will leave out the 'Evil' part since he's qualified that for me.
Tell me how this auspicious title came to you and what your duties entail. WOL, JLC the TTP

Dan! You are an employee of H2G2 Headquarters too. Does that tie in with the Archangel Position? Should I be scared of you or just feel secure that you're here. I would sing you a song in homage to knowing have a job up there at headquarters but it doesn't seem fit for an Archangel. Let me offer up "Danny Boy" first, that seems fitting. Still here's that little bit of Americana that comes to mind "Dan, Dan the handy man, swingin' on a rubber band.." I don't remember the rest, a blessing I'm sure. You are very handy to have around and I am glad there are Archangels and Mages.
What do you forsee that I might do for h2g2? Can I just be right now, please don't ever vote me off the planet. Is that what all the voting is about? If you all ever need me to translate French or Spanish articles I would enjoy that and maybe we might be able to expand our Universe....Worlds of Love, JLC the TTP

Vote you off the planet? Have you been watching Survivor or something?

As for what you do on h2g2, it's really your decision. You could get a job at the h2g2 Space Center for yourself (not to be confused with h2g2 Headquarters, where I do NOT work. ), just visit some other forums and chat, or write articles until your hands are sore. You could even do nothing. The beauty of the Guide is there is so much it has to offer.

I have made some minor alterations to my page, could you take a look and let me know what you think? (Thank's in advance).

How do you view the guide, I am definitely a Classic Goo fan. I have also found out the message forums are easier to follow if you switch to expert mode.

Rgd's

HappyDude

Nice page, Happy Dude. Although I was too stupid to figure out why there was music playing.

I was using Classic Goo before there even was an Alabaster. Alabaster has nice buttons, but it doesn't have the nice Gooey feel I've come to know. I always use expert mode, but find I don't use it all that much.

The music is just something I added for to achieve a total immersion effect. Can anybody name the tune? Clue 1977

Yes Sir, I can...

Hi JLC, just popped by!

Give the man a bar of candy!

Tell me the name of the tune and I will give you a candy bar.
Worlds of Love, JLC the TTp

Love the pics, isn't xyroth great! Midnight, the witching hour here in 3 minutes. got to go. should I give him Mounds or Almond Joy? Worlds of Love, JLC the TTP

I am such a voyeur, you know I have to look! Stop! and Listen Too! I've always chosen expert mode, I don't know what that classic gooey feel is. With a choice like Alabaster, as in Lily White, Porcelain and such why would one consider Goo? I've been getting into the screen play too, but I'm sleepy....Worlds of Love, JLC the TTp

Baccara: Yes Sir I Can Boogie

Looking forward for the candy bar