h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You are so good! I'd love to Begin the Beguine with you. in Guadeloupe and Haiti the island dance is so stimulating. Hold my right hand firmly behind my back with your left hand firmly wraping your left arm around my waist and pull my hips firmly to you. Hold my right hand firmly above our heads, you may now lead to a calypso beat. You may put your thigh between my legs as you bend me backwards to dip. You are in control and I'm excited. We have worked up such a sweat in the humid night filled with the fragrance of tropical flowers. I wear a Gardenia behind my ear as you press your cheek to mine. You are so good Boogie Boy that you deserve both Mounds and All mon joy. Worlds of Love, JLC the TTP

Pfhyyuiii...wooow!!! - as if I wasn't dizzy already (*)
What a dance !


(*)haven't slept enough since I entered h2g2!!!

1977 Origanl not 1999 re-mix. I figured it kind of fits my image.

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Oops, can I say that in here?

(OK by me!)
Hopefully not any remixes

Just checking, I mean ladies might read this.

I'll always be reading you. I am a lady and it doesn't bug me what you fellows do. Can I watch?

Darling, you know I'd do anything for you?

You going, FOXY MANOR ANNUAL MASKED BALL...Friday ?

Only if you COME with me.
Galaxy Babe was hunting me with an elephant gun in the bar yesterday. She had given some ultimatum that either she or I had to leave the Manor. I had to go to class last night so she started planning my wake then got miffed when I directed her to my journal for my required Jazz funeral. If I was going any where, I wold do it right. She hogging the bathtub at the manor with Bob now. I usually don't tell tales out of school, but you can understand how I will be incognito, escorted and more than masked if I attend. Worlds of Love, JLC the TTp

Oh, not to worry , go to my space I've found Swimming Pool lll WATER ONLY, I've created my own cyber jacuzzi... join me for a dip when you get this message luv
miss you

It's a date for the ball (remember it's a mask ball Galaxybabe won't know who you are).

gosh thanks, I can't remember the last time I've been out on a date. Not just a spur of the minute, let me buy you dinner and try to f***it out of you type of invitation. I just love being around you. Joe of course is reaping all the benefits, so I told him to stop complaining.
I hate to be so cerebral, but I was just popping into the House of Commons last session to read about the Royal Assent on a bill dated 27/7/00 called RIPA, something they've cooked up to take away all privacy of e-mail for you Brits, not a good precedent to set. I want to sent you an e-mail foto of me in a hot red dress but I've got it stashed somewhere for safe keeping. I sent Xyroth something demure, Black Velvet Draped Bustier with matching long velvet palazzo pants, mink jacket trailing and eyes lowered. My hair was much shorter then too. I'm going to look for that red dress for you now. I have so many incarnations, no one recognises me from one time to the next. I don't want you to share this foto with anyone. promise me at least not on the net. WOL, JLC the TTP

Anything you send is private unless you say otherwise, the link on my page leads to a form, send me a short test message and I'll reply with my email address. :-p

Want to be the first person to visit H2G2 Space Centre's Fire Station ? http://www.h2g2.com/F35868?thread=74011 :-P

I'm about to log off for the night and head for bed, just need a quick cold shower first!

See ya for the ball tommorow

Happy

Before I go just a note, to say I do not actuly have a problem with the RIPA stuff it just brings the bugging of emails into line with that of the physical post and telephones, its easy enough to get around with modern encryption and the use of Internet Cafe's etc.

Yours Forever

Happy

nite luv. I still think RIPA sets a bad precedent for the internet community. But I'm not savy enough to encrypt anything yet and like I said I am rural right now, so what is a cyber cafe? Just kidding.
I will be dreaming of you. Ciao!
JLC the TTP

Darling Ive alway drempt of you !

Thing is over here we have no written constitution which means the security services get away with a lot more than they do in the US. However just as with phone tapping, email interception is easy enough to avoid if you know what you are doing and if you don't it's easy enough to find out. You do not know how to encrypt emails? bet you could find out how to in under an hour?

Check Out
http://www.mi5.gov.uk/index.htm


If you want real scary try and find out about the Metropoltian Police Service Technical Support Unit, its based in Camberwell, London.

Hugs & Stuff

Happy