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Hi Mummy

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Arthur Dentist, Really Cool Guardian Angel (Patron Saint of Pliers, and Wrencher of Teeth) With a Pointlessly Long, Stupid Name

Hi, it's me, God, in yet another alias. This alias, though, is a greater immortal. I am also Satan today.

Bye

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Hi Mummy

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Mother of God, Empress of the Universe

Hi sweetie! Oh, dear, I hope the identity crisis wasn't due to my unorthodox childrearing techniques. It can be a little tough in the prototype phase, you know. I guess that just gives me more of you to love....hehehe. Thanks for popping in on my birthday, honey--I knew you wouldn't forget! SMOOCH!


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