h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Are you THE Mother of God ? always wondered if i'd meet you !

*sips*

Ahhhhhhhh Perfect brunch beverage. Thank you.

Yep, I'm THE one. Not an especially glamorous job, but *somebody* had to do it. The lad's been in hiding for ages now. He knows that once I get my hands on him spankings shall commence. His little prank of delurking to whisper sweet nothings in Bush's ear has backfired horribly. *sigh* Kids. Sometimes they never learn.

So what's up with the ultra-minimalist-style personal space, ALPHA-MALE? Is that your way of maintaining an aura of mystique?

No, although minimalism has it's place. Still working on my extravagant, three story ranch house of a page... watch this space...

wish I was omnipotent. Just have to worshi[p you instead

Posession of the three Os (omniscience, omnipresence and omnipotence) is just part of the job description. It's not really all it's cracked up to be. Kinda like that dream so many men entertain, of having a nymphomaniac as a girlfriend. Put into practice it tends to lose its charm pretty rapidly, once they realize that performance is an expectation, not a privelege. Then there's the aspect of trying to assume responsibility for another person's happiness, which never really works, anyway, and the fear of what'll happen if they don't measure up. The Os are kinda like that, but on a universal scale. Cause and effect doesn't go away, and the omniscience and omnipresence aspects make you *aware* of the effects you've caused. As I said, it's not a glamorous job. They advertise it like they do joining the Marines: It's not a job, it's an Adventure! *humph* Heck of an adventure for most of those who are signed up now, eh? But I'll quit kvetching about the job. I took the title, I'll deal with the Os.

And after all, there *are* perks. Like being worshipped! Just so you know, sacrifices of living things doesn't have the clout it once did. Nowadays tithing is far preferred. Standard rate 10% of annual income should be sufficient to stay in a proper state of grace. You can just leave a credit card number of your choice here________. I already *know* the $$ amount to fill in.

Nothing wrong with being a marine ("the few, the proud, the dead") if you happen to be a ROYAL MARINE. There's omnipotence for you. So, it's just credit card worship, then, or shall I pile stuff at your feet ? and

Piling stuff at my feet works wonders, too.

*hic*

Hmmmm a drunken deity...

...wanna come back to my galaxy ?

Just paying a respectfull homage

Thy servant, Mother

ahhhhhhhhhhh

Breakfast of champions.

Many thanks, ALPHA-MALE. Your state of grace is assured for the next week or so.

AllHail