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Zoot Started conversation Jul 30, 2001
Are omnipresents what you'd give a GOD for Xmas????????
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Mother of God, Empress of the Universe Posted Jul 30, 2001
I think so! In fact, I think that's the kinda presents I'll have to give to everyone, when I'm feeling generous, if that's ok with you.
That's REALLY funny. 
Cosmicpolitans on the house, my dear. 
You've earned 'em, with that one! 
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Zoot Posted Jul 31, 2001
Well Your Deityessness..I'm sure your Generosity Knows No Bounds and far be it for me to consider attempting contempating to allow the merest possibility of such thoughts to even begin entering my mind regarding copyright vis a vis 'omnipresents". Uhhhm as for the Cosmicdoovies...Cheers.....I think?
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Mother of God, Empress of the Universe Posted Jul 31, 2001
hehehe
Have another , my dear.
They DO make your thinking ever so much clearer.... 
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TIMELORD Posted Aug 1, 2001
Speaking of gods and gifts I am gods gift to women ALL WOMEN TAKE ONE LOOK AT ME AND SAY"THANK GOD I'M NOT WITH THAT"
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Mother of God, Empress of the Universe Posted Aug 1, 2001
Awwwwww.... c'mon, honey. You're not THAT bad.
And if someone thinks you ARE... well, here's the response to give 'em.
"If thine eyes offend thee, pluck them out."
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Mother of God, Empress of the Universe Posted Aug 1, 2001
Well.... I'm not the one who coined that phrase....
But it MIGHT make 'em look twice before reacting, huh?
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TIMELORD Posted Aug 1, 2001
If i told all of them to do that the white canes industry would double over night.
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Zoot Posted Aug 1, 2001
To paraphrase an Ugly American (with far too much time on his hands)
"For beauty I am not a star,
There are others more handsome by far,
My face, I dont mind it,
For I am behind it,
It's the people in front that I jar!"
And ones perceived attractiveness is inversely proportional to the distance away from the pubs closing time.
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TIMELORD Posted Aug 1, 2001
Well i don't drink and as i like to be a bit cheeky when people ask why i normaly say well if i had a face like yours i to would be an alcoholic but with one like mine i have no need to drink
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