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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

How do you feel about you name being used at such times when things are going all wrong, like for instance, when a nuclear bomb has just gone off over your favorite fishing spot, or when your beer has tipped over or even worse, when the computer starts spitting out green cheese?

smiley - martiansmile


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Mother of God, Empress of the Universe

smiley - laugh *I'm* not the one who came up with the idea that it's improper to use my name in vain. That was my boy's little quirk.

Bombing a fishing hole has always struck me as kinda poor sportsmanship. Only really lazy fishermen do it that way. smiley - winkeye But some people always seem to go for the overkill, don't they?

A spilt beer smiley - yikes? Well, I'd prefer to be invited to a full one. smiley - ale But chiggers can't be boozers...

Does YOUR computer spit out green cheese? That sounds kinda like the goose which layed the golden egg. A bona fide miracle, my dear. I'd market it and become rich beyond my wildest dreams. smiley - biggrin


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Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

Halfta come up with a really cool marketing slogan..........wow, now that's impossible! smiley - winkeye

Crazy kids smiley - laughsmiley - winkeye


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