h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just wondering... seeing as you are the mother of God, I suppose you must be my grandmother, for as you can see I am the DoG - the Daughter of God (owing to my ability to perform various miracles, such as turning Lucinda female).

Hi there, my dear Welcome to the estate! Make yourself at home. Seems as if I have all sorts of kin in here. One of these days I'll have to introduce you to the Daughter of the MoG and the Illegitimate Daughter of the MoG, too. They don't come here very often--busy with work and whatnot. But they visit when I tell stories about your father, when he was a lad. I hope that thread reemerges sometime soon. I've got more stories I'm looking forward to making.

Performing of miracles is the telling sign of being one of the family. Did you give Lucinda his first bottle of nail polish when you called forth his female side? hehehe

I have a miracle I have to try to perform myself between tonight and tomorrow morning. Have to see if I can reach something human in my father. That's gonna be a toughie. But, nothing ventured, nothing gained. I'm off to the kitchen to see what I can cook up. Wish me luck!

Are you ok? I ran across you posting somewhere, don't remember exactly where, and you seemed a bit depressed. Hope nothing's gone awry for you.

Want some ? They help, sometimes.

Thanks for the ... I'll eat the cream first, though.

I'm fairly okay, thanks - well, as okay as I get. I try to keep my being depressed to myself as much as possible - no point getting other people onto the mental health register... but thanks for the concern.