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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Started conversation Feb 8, 2014
Welcome, master ElbaShero, to the wonderful world of h2g2 aka hootoo aka noohootoo since the latest mutiny when we took over the site 
My ship is hidden away under a rather unconspicious looking island covered in bird poop at the moment but if need be we can have her and her cannons ready in no time 
I hope it will not be needed right now, though, as I am heading for Spain shortly, which I am sure you have already heard a little about 
See you around 
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