You're Blocking My Light.
I am poet laureate of the Principality of Brunch, which occupies (and I use the word non-politically) most of the continent of Brunchia on Vogsphere, the rest having been appropriated by the Vogon bureaucracy by eminent domain in order to build Brunchport, our planet's second-largest space terminal.
I have registered at this website with the understanding that I can publish my literary gems without fear of vigilantism or accidental detonation. While I am studying the work of the poets of Earth, particularly the works of Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, it must be appreciated that the sensitive Vogon soul must express itself or wither away. My exquisite sensitivity should not be confused with either empathy or compassion. I don't like you. You exist to appreciate me. Resistance, as that great literary giant of yore once said, is useless.
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