h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dearest Mage,
I'm touching base from AnnaNorseGoddess' site just 'cause I happened to catch you on at this time. It has been hit and miss for me and I hope to be back in Fairhope this Spring. I am back in school next week, I have decided you can handle it and would like to send you an email with attached foto = Vamp.jpg You can reach me at [email protected] and I will respond.
Worlds of Love,
JLC the TTP

Dearest Mage,
Is that the last foto opp you've got. We really must update that. Although as I was telling Happy yesterday, just consider that foto, drop 20 lbs. and add long hair. Goth is where I am at. I tend to make women jealous, they seeth around me for some reason, most of my friends are men. I have many sisters, 4 to be exact, so that is enough female companionship, add my mother and a best girlfriend, AnnaNorsGoddess and you have enough female egos to waltz around my cosmos. What I am saying is that I kind of get a kick of the way some women go off on me, like I care. I might as well get a kick out of it, rather than into a cat fight. A lady really went off on me yesterday and when I turned my back oblivious to her, she was really upset that I did not hear her call me a Mortisha looking b*tch, and then went into a tirade of curse words trying to get my attention. The people around me heard it all, I was only informed later when she left. Wierd! I just said, I'd take that description as a compliment.
I just wanted to say Hi! Catch me if you can. I am going into New Orleans tomorrow to hang out with my sister. There I will get some sun and lots of jacuzzi action. Still need my rest, so we won't be going out much. I am glad to have the oppourtunity to quietly get some sun by a pool. This may be the highlight of my summer.
There is also a computer so I should settle in nicely I hope for a few days.
Worlds of Love,
JLC the TTP

greetings, fair maid, from your loyal mage.

I think that you probably blanked her as, like me, you automatically edit out certain types of comments as "oh look, a fool". I often get told about having blanked fools, and don't regard them as worth the effort to notice and dismiss.

Which photo's are you saying need updating? the ones that I have of you, or the one on my character review? I think the shot of me definately needs updating, but the only stuff I have to update it with is distinctly ordinary, and who wants the prime photo to look ordinary?

Sisters? well, you learn something new every day. still, you are probably the prettiest of the bunch, so you no doubt shine when you are all together.

So, how may your loyal mage help you today?