h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi MG,

your score is marvellous. My best one is around 160 seconds, which is not too slow, I beleive. I'm working on beating that one.

I have a pun for you (and I think you should take a look at your pun page, for there are some more already...):

A length of Rope went into a bar, sat on a stool, and ordered a beer.
The Bartender said, "We don't serve Ropes here."
Dismayed and disappointed, the Rope went out and then got an idea. He stopped a man and asked, "Will you please tie a knot in me and separate my strands at both ends?".
The man obliged, and with this done, the Rope went back into the bar and again ordered a beer.
The Bartender looked him over and said, "Say, aren't you the same rope who was in here before?!"
"No," was the reply, "I'm a frayed knot."



HollePolle
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LOL
there are other pun pages? where?
i looked and couldn't find any.

and, thanks! my AVERAGE score is around 170, but i can get it lower if i play a lot for several days running.(which is how i got 138)

Excuse me, MG,

I mean only your pun page, but there are some conversations there with puns that you may have read already, but they are not updated on your entry page.

Do you get me this time? I mean, Germans - like me - tend to use very long and nested sentences...

By the way: I rember another pun:

Quasimodo goes to a doctor for an annual checkup. "I think something is wrong with your back," the doctor says.
"What makes you say that?" asks Quasimodo.
"I don't know," the doctor replies. "It's just a hunch."

Have fun,

HP »--.

thanks, i'll check!

I think my best score was around 88 on expert, but that was back when I'd play a few games every time I sat down, and back when my mouse ball was still clean.

And I'm sure you've already heard that a good pun is its own reword.

ai-yi-yi

Hi MG and Sniper!

Merry Cristmas and a happy new year!!!

I managed 145 seconds last week, which lets me come closer to your score, MG. But Sniper - you must be very quick and lucky...

HP
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