h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So you're in the NBA then??

How tall would that make you??

Nah.. only 6'2"

(gonna shout at me again ?)

Thinking about it, ya know!!

Then again I might just chuck some soccer balls at you.

Shall debate it presently

Get lots of people to discuss it; nothing like a joint mass-debate....

Was wondering where you'd gone.

I don't know how much of a joint-mass-debate I can gather, I'm not that influential these days.

Are we talking an any-man on the street sort of thing??

No, just a rude play on words....

Right!!

*gets out soccer balls and starts hurling them*

That'll teach you :-p

So where've you been??

Field work (awaits farm related jokes)

Farm related jokes??

I wouldn't dare.

I am not one of the many sheep who feel the need to do as everyone else does, you know.

*drum roll*

Such as the sheep you were seen *dating* last Thursday!!

Bah-dum-bah

I wasn't dating a sheep. It was just sex.

That's not what SHE says.

I suggest you have a word with her lol

Baaa