Hello, Fellow Field Researchers
Well, it's great being here to provide YOU (Yes, you! Don't look behind you! I mean YOU!) with the most important information about this dull little blue/green ball as possible! I've only been here 5 minutes and I'm thinking of ideas for guide entries. We really need to make a handheld version of this thing...and it better say "don't panic" in nice, friendly letters on the cover; after all, the 'no spit' rule with the guide is pretty daunting.
In the meanwhile, I suppose I'd be the head researcher in the Northern Morris County Section of the New Jersey Division of the American Continental Researching Area. I know my spot of land (and where my towel is, I got it right here), and I have tip for any that decide to visit: Don't. New Jersey as a whole is pretty nice, but this section I'm in is pretty boring. And no, most of you ladies who like to browse at all of the 'pretty little shops' (A common phenomena show by women [and occasionally men] when finding nothing better to do in towns that lack any interest) will not want to. You most won't be able to; there's very few shops around anymore, mostly mini-malls and shoe-shops. Frightening Phenomena.
And you should see the traffic...I'm not getting you down, am I? I really hope I'm not. No? Well, I'm getting myself down. I'll move on.
I've gone on many vacations to many locations on the North American Continent, and I love food, so I'll happily be the Restaurant Editor...but I wouldn't recommend that, I'd be likely to pull a Ford Prefect on ya!
After all, I've been called a hoopy frood who knows where his towel is before. Want a lick? Anyway, I'm ready for the world ahead of me! I've got my towel, a smile :-) and my Babel Fish ><> for easy translating of any language...except for Bostonian, that requires a powerful translator on its own. Grab it at the main h2g2 page, http://www.h2g2.com" >http://www.h2g2.com, before even venturing into that city...and buy yourself an expensiive map for good measure!
Morris County, New Jersey, USA Field Researcher,
JP Richard
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