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Monty Python... Children's Stories
Posted Sep 18, 2000
Storyteller: (sitting with large children's book, at desk)
Hello, Children, hello. Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin... (opens book, reads) 'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly, he grabbed her heavy shoulders, pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...' (reads silently, turns over page quickly, smiles) 'Old Nick the Sea Captain was a rough tough jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies...' (reads on silently, a stick enters vision and pokes him, he turns over the page) 'Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dumdum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here, he sold contraceptives and... discipline?... naked?... (Reads on a bit, then, incredulously to himself) With a melon!?
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CALIFORNIA!!!!
Posted Aug 23, 2000
HERE I COME!!!!! 
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hmmm
Posted Aug 11, 2000
well, i guess for posterity i should say that i joined here at 1pm on friday the 11 august due to a slow period in work....
not that it matters because you wont read this anyway....
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