h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I might just have to take you up on that offer... But only if the anorak gets replaced with that leather overcoat i bought you Where are the best places in this weird place?

and is PE still after you? pah!

*steps in, takes a look around, shakes head in a generally confused-looking way and leaves while muttering to himself*

Damn, just as I thought I knew where I was....

Babe, you're going to have to give up keeping people in your wardrobe - just in case.
Must pop out for about 30 mins - don't go anywhere without me!

*stares in disbeleif*

You humans! Completely driven by your genitals!
One person whos good-looking wanders in and your all throwing each other out the way to talk to her. Deary me.

---RedFish
"Vote for us: save the fishes!"

Yea, but it's just not a Fish thing, OK?
Besides, Babe is something else!

*blushes*

how have I met so many of you? I'm very impressed.... I go away and work for a little while and find that I have attracted a fish and found someone who was lost...

*amazed*

* A balding, sweaty, leering, middle-age man comes stumbling in... *

Oh !!! What A Cracker !!!

* He makes swirling motions with his cupped hands... *

I bet you don't get many of them to the pound !!!

* He manages to get his hormones under control for a nanosecond... *

Hey Babe !!! Why not we leave these loosers, and I'll check out how far those seams on your stockings go up !!!

oh dear. the ones i didn't want to meet are filtering through...

look, Gerald or whatever your name is, just look at the men I have attracted already. Do you think I need a dating agency??? Trust me. if i do you will be the last person I come to ok?

now will you please leave me alone with my men???

Hello, do you want a drink?

Come to the drinks cabinet http://www.h2g2.com/F50652

See you there...

*steps back in and looks around*
Wait a minute.. I've been here before. Hmmm.. I seem to be walking around in circles. Weird.

Anyhow, I could as well take this opportunity to say hi to the gorgeous one and wish her many happy days around these parts of the web.

Must be off now, though. Anyone know where the parking lot is?

*steps out and decided to head west... or is it east...?*

Babe- if you do come to the drinks cabinet, I've buggered the link up slightly, so when you get there, go to the conversation list and choose "welcome", then post a message so I know you've arrived.

Bye,

Egon

Then again, I've got the ice bucket handy, with a nice bottle of Dom Perignon.
... just waiting for you to pop the cork.

I can pop your cork can I....

Don't be disgusting.

I poured you some champagne in the drinks cabinet, but it's gone flat now.

I'm offended

fair enough... I had to disappear unfortunately... you could always pour another, if you were that way inclined.... alternatively, we could forget the romantics and go straight to the body shots... but if you're still mad....

ROFL!!

~Kheldar, who just enters the room, after clicking on who knows what link, stands still. He erupts in a burst of laughter after realizing what is going on in here. Decides he is going to sit back and watch the scene. Also, he knows that pleasures of the flesh are very nice... from a safe distance~

Don't mind me, carry on with whatever you were doing

pleasures of the flesh may be nice from a distance... but they're amazing close up Kheldar...

i could show you if you like...

~grin~
many have tried...few, very few have succeeded...

besides, I wouldn't want to get in the way of all these anxious guys in here. they probably need it more than I do. I'm fine over here in my corner, watching the scenery. it's much more fun.

you're welcome to try though...
~evil grin~

well then... I may just have to visit your homepage...