h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have your proper page surrounded. The game is up. Surrender and let The Celery go unharmed.

PROPER PAGE? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. I HAVE NO PAGE OTHER THAN THIS. AND THERE IS NO WAY FOR YOU TO PROVE OTHERWISE. NICE TRY, BUGGIE. BUT I'M NOT LETTING THE CELERY GO. BESIDES, YOU'RE SUPPORTING PEREGRIN. WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT THE CELERY?

BESIDES, HOW CAN YOU SURROUND A PAGE? YOU ARE A LITTLE BUG, AND I AM A VERY LARGE MAN. I THINK THERE IS NO CONTEST.

Use your imagination. Ever tried to get rid of pharaoh ants?

Press Notice:

The Elect Demon Drawer and Joanna team whole heartedly condemn this act of cowardice and sculduggery from a perpetraitor unknown and offer all the resources at our command, including Hercules Parrot and a vast array of investigative journalists to seek out and find the kidnappers secret layer. This atrociy can not be allowed to continue unchecked in the democratic society that is h2g2.

AND WHAT PRESIDENT WILL YOU BE, IF YOU MISSPELL "SKULLDUGGERY" AND "ATROCITY"? PLUS, H2G2 WAS NOT DEMOCRATIC UNTIL JULY.

oh crap.

yeah, and the basis of a democratic society is the idea that ALL INDIVIDUALS ARE INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY. i suppose i don't get that right, now do i, amy???

caps locks can be very annoying at times... maybe I sould keep my voice down.

Point of reference Sculduggery and Skullduggery are both apporved spellings as for atrocity I have problmes with the T on this keyboard.

Darn that should be approved and problems and I put them down to my dyslxia which if anyone else does pass commnet on I will tkae offence. RIGHT!!!!

I will allow Hercules Parrot to see the evidence if he wishes.

Peregrin stands for fair play.

I'll let him know Amy.

THAT EVIDENCE IS FABRICATED!!!!!
little miss amy has the programming knowhow.... besides, i just looked at MY website, and it's been hacked! someone hacked my webpage and changed the site!!!!!!

*appears through hole in baseboard*
heh heh heh
Those multiple ID's are harder than they look, NYC boy.
sea should not be rude to the ant lady just because she is smarter than you. Posting graphic out of your own space!Works everytime heh heh heh
*red eyes glow*
amateurs
This was a REALLY BAD IDEA, children!
*scurries away*

and just who are you?

He has to ASK who STYX is? Amazing!

Yeah lack of research there.

hey! you ain't as big and important as your EGO might be...

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.