h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

-kinky s**t!

Umm, I can't really figure out whether you're a genuine newcomer or just one of YK's alternate personalities, so I'll just pretend you're a real person, ok?

Welcome to H2G2

My name's Bistroist and I'm one of the Guide's Assistant Community Editors (ACE's). We're a bunch of volunteers who roam this place trying to be as nice and helpful as possible, and meet and greet as many newcomers as we can.
If there's something you need help with, or just want a few links to some of the cool places in here, I suggest you visit our common homepage.
http://www.h2g2.com/A214796

I'm not sure if you know this already, but there's a welcoming message to all newcomers over here
http://www.h2g2.com/A5752

Other questions you'd might like to ask? Try the "ask H2G2" and "How do I..."-forums
http://www.h2g2.com/A148907 and http://www.h2g2.com/A242470

btw. In case you haven't noticed, the "Don't Panic" button in the top menu bar links to an occasionally useful help section.

Don't worry if you don't understand any of this, just stick this in your ear


~Bistro

NO need To worry about aNything likE that. What is not known to me shall be learned soon enough.

p.s. put all uppercase letters together

oh, a seCret codE!!

weLl, rogEr that, sir! rogeR that indeed-Y!


~bistro over and out

*laughs at the codes*
hey, byancbaldich, just came to say hello and welcome to STUMPED, i am sea, and i am the self-appointed new-member-finder-and-harasser. i came up with that name all by myself. well anyways, see ya round and good luck with the not-so-new plan of taking over H2G2...

hmmF another would-be dIctator....yeS well, join the queue, LB Ha

Pleased to meet you.

likewise

Spuriosity such as this is to be encouraged. And treasured. Hurrah!

Ah, but as a nemesis, I can be and have been deadly.

Have you heard about the Third Chiss War?

I have, surprisingly, heard of the Chiss. Thrwan was a woofter.

Are you in any way related to Darth Corrigible and his many clones?

Yes. We are, all seven, members of STUMPED.

Don't you find trying to cope with seven different personalities and at least three other accounts reasonably difficult. I would. Especially with a slow connection.

You'll never get away with it. Or something. Grrr.

There are only two other accounts. And YK, YC, and YQ have more or less the same personality, such as it is. The same is true for Y2K and his clones. Coupled with Link and Nerfal, who don't have much of personalities either, that leaves two personalities.

Mine, and the rest.

OK. But dont go getting RSI, now.

What does RSI mean?

Rambunctiously Slow Internet?


~Bistro

Rambuctiously? no.

Repetative Strain Injury. Fo'.