h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh dear. You'll have to fume quietly to yourself then.

Good luck on the trains. Does this mean you won't be online for a week?

'Ello mate!

How's life? I'm currently nearly asleep at my desk (only 3 hrs of sleep last night) and in a foul mood because I always end up in a foul mood when jobhunting.

The trains were fine, I did precisely nothing at home except sit on my arse and watch telly. Ah, the simple pleasure of doing sweet FA...

I've also just had my first entry go up on the front page! Well, I'm quite chuffed anyway.

Life? don't talk to me about life.
(sorry, couldn't resist!)
Try to stay awake at work, its no fun being face down on a desk! Don't worry about lack of sleep, that's what weekends are for.

I wish I could sit at home and do nothing, but I am too restless. I need to be out and about or doing something. I can't even watch TV these days.

Congrats on your enty getting to the front page, GB got one on there as well today, so a good day for my friends.

Hello matey!

I'm *incredibly* bored at work, and I know I should be doing some really important things, but I can't be arsed. Perfect moment to write some entries, then.

How's yourself this chilly morning?

Is it chilly? I wouldn't know, I haven't been outside yet. I've been recovering from xmas shopping yesterday, but I have to go out to work soon myself. Only for a few hours though.
Can't you amuse yourself at work by mking interesting shapes out of paperclips?

I've been messing about with a lump of plasticine all morning. Don't get me started on the paperclips...
I hope the shopping went okay... I actually got organised this year and have sorted all my pressies out. Not bad for an idle layabout, eh?

I hope work goes okay - I'm just about to finish my lunchbreak and help in the stockroom, which is always mental at this time of year. O happy happy joy joy...

See you later,
Love N7...

What have you been making with plasticine? And what's wrong with good old blu-tack?

Work was fine, I whizzed around in the taxi for 4 hours and made a fortune. No spectacular tips this time, but I'm working Friday and Saturday night, so maybe then.

Nothing much. It's just something to keep idle hands busy. I spilt tippex in a very embarrassing place on my trousers, so goodness only knows what people were thinking yesterday as I walked around with white-stained keks!

So this must be your totally busy part of the year, huh? Well, I hope you make a mint, matey!

Right, time to be well bored at work. Ho hum.

I've just got in from work. I thought I'd have an early night for a change. Why are you so bored at work? It's terrible.

Hello and Merry Christmas! I'm clobbered, me olds are out the house at a party and I can finally get online! Smashing!

Hows you?

Hi sexy!
Merry xmas to you too! I only came online to check mail, but got sucked into h2g2.
Having a good time? You seem to be able to type, so you can't be that clobbered!!

Just for xmas of course.

Hi sexy!
Merry xmas to you too! I only came online to check mail, but got sucked into h2g2.
Having a good time? You seem to be able to type, so you can't be that clobbered!!

Just for xmas of course.

And no mistletoe in sight! Disgraceful!

Likewise about checking mail etc... So much for spending Xmas offline! Still, it's on my folks' phone bill, so why not?

Maybe 'clobbered' isn't strictly correct, but I feel like I'm ratted.

Was Xmas a family effort chez vous? The rels are doing the rounds at my house, which is nice.


See yez later...

Xmas day waas cool. Did the family thing, the anti-social thing, and then the friends thing for the evening, so it was a very good day. I got fun pressies, including some very unusual metal and leather things that I haven't quite worked out what they are. A bit difficult when I'm only allowed to see a bit at a time. Still, plenty of fun finding out!
Talking of finding out, I'm off now to see if I'm allowed a look at another bit. See you soon.

I guess you must have had fun rattling your pressies! Jingle jangle!

I'm back in London now, and will probably be ratted non-stop for the next couple of days, so excuse me if I don't make any sense until the day after New Year's Day.

See you in 2001!

Oh yes, lots of rattling going on!
I'll be up in Camden tonight, doing my disco diva thang. It's gonna be cool!! Then the struggle to get back to docklands on the night bus. But it will be worth it.

Quite the 'space odyssey' to get to Docklands, huh?

Anyway, have fun with the whole disco inferno thing! Just don't get TOO silly...

It's impossible to get TOO silly at a disco. Except when they bring out the dancers, and I try to copy their moves. Then I get ridiculous.

In PVC spike heels? I'm amazed you can dance, let alone copy the house crew!

Anyway, I'm off now, so have a great'un!