h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Love the new start text!

Yeah; the dreaded Copyright reared its ugly head.

So I thought it was high time for a little pastiche...

It's got great potential!

Hmm... let's see: "There is a woman who is aware that sparkly things are not valuable; as a result she is purchasing an elevation device to a better place..."

Could be a whole new game!

'Excellent Partition' by Waterhole.

"So perhaps,
You're going to be my rescuer,
Because when all's said and done,
You're my excellent partition."

How about 'She's a Safety Vendor' by The Sect?
Or 'Lucinda, airborne, with precious stones with a similar chemical composition to Graphite'? by The Weavils?

I'm starting to enjoy this one!

Off home now, but looking forward to some more!

'Excuse me, Judith', also by the Weavils.

'A small aviary in the divine part of your being' by These People could be Extremely Large.

'It has a stench like the attitude of youth' by Shangri-La.

'Affected by delusions of persecution' by Dark Sunday.

Hmm. I think the joke might have gone out of this particular thread, because (if I understand things correctly) the Beeb lawyers have okayed the inclusion of small quotations and titles etc without having to 'review' the quotation in question.

Shame.

Still a good game though

Congrats on the Sub-Ed thingy BTW!

Thanks.

'Shake the Arab Quarter' by the Violent Coming-Together.

'Contaminated Affection' by Flaccid Prison-room.