eskim007the2nd
eskim007the2nd is the nickname (obviously) of the only known submarine admiral
serving the Swiss Army.
Known as in known to himself and now to you, unfortunately not known to the Swiss Army any more.
By lack of submarines.
By lack of seas to put them in. The submarines. And the admiral. In the submarines.
Which go in the seas.
Which lack.
Hence.
And by mistake (as in 'not known by mistake'), as the attribuated codename corresponded accidently exactly with the private cell-phonenumber of the Russian President. Which led to some awkward situations an misunderstandings. So it got erased. The code-name.
And the Swiss Army forgot about their only submarine admiral at the same time.
Which is normal.
By lack of submarines and code-name.
eskim007the2nd is the last of the illustrious generation of Eskimohicans, an Indian tribe of proud and noble cold-blooded indians, living in the high Alps, renowned for their skills in deep sea fishing. And now unfortunately extincted due to economic reasons (which got something to do with the deficit of deep seas in the high Alps).
and eskim007the2nd is crazy 'bout coffee.
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