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Vacation Time!!!!
Posted Jul 11, 2001
Okay, my schedule is finally clear! I'm done toying with my Continuity Gun, the heroes have destroyed the QED in my OmegaMatic, the STUMPED organizations can stay fairly stable while I'm gone, and my most recent plan doesn't need any direct interference from me! Now, to begin my brief vacation!
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I Need A Vacation....
Posted Jun 21, 2001
No one appreciates a supervillain. Day in and day out, I'm making plans for global, galactic, and even universal domination. And what does that gain me? Absolutely nothing, that's what. People don't realize how dull there life would be without me making headlines like "STUMPED Agents Foiled Again!", and "Gigantic Satellite Of Doom Crashing Towards Murmansk Airport", and "Hollywood Invaded By Killer Rabbits!".
Of course, I've been used to that for a long time. But people don't want to stop with just beating me when I'm doing something wrong, oh no. No, they want to foil my plans when they're as simple as increasing my mental well-being. I'm currently trying to resurrect some pets of mine that were killed by Amy the Ant and Styx the Rat. Now, I understand why those two intervened, they thought that I was going to use my pet rat-ants in an invasion. That's okay, I can see there reasoning, what with my choice of life style, and my preference when choosing pets. But now that I've found a way to get my pets back, people are still trying to stop me!
I went to a psyichiatrist about this (well, okay, kidnapped a robotic psychiatrist from CLI), and he said that I needed to take a day off soon. That sounds reasonable. Hey, I might as well take an entire week off! Just watch, as soon as I finish resurecting my pets, and I finish off my plans for detonating the Galaxy (the heroes'll vanquish me there in a month, tops), I'm gonna hit the Aroma Cafe, or maybe the F&F. I'm not entirely unwanted at Joanna's Donut Stall ever since I apologized for my terrible behavior before, so I think that I could stop there.
---Minos Krylma
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Evil Plan In Progress
Posted Sep 4, 2000
Well, I'm currently in the process of my most grandiose scheme to date. Not very hard, considering I've only been around for about a month. Anyway, STUMPED has already been able to reclaim my real body, and steal Eomando's bell, not to mention the recipe for the S30 Donut. That's three stages of my plan, just three to go!
But then what? The problem, lately, is not how to defeat the super hero syndicated, CHOPPERS. Most of them have been missing in action lately. The problem is not how to conquer CHOPPERS, but how to conquer h2g2 itself. After a while, STUMPED might run out of plots, and diffuse into nothingness.
However, if all goes well, the end of this plot will cause enough publicity on h2g2 to cause some real work to come up for us.
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