h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Greetings, Minos, the Leader of the Krylma. I am your next door neighbor, berthed as I am in Hangar 537 (formerly 536). I had always suspected that 537 was next to Infinity (537 is a holy/unholy number to the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild), but see that is now verified.

Now be assured that I do not in any way wish to seem to be disrepectful, but all of these espionage-type goings on, dragons breathing fire and such right next to my berth can create something of a disturbance. I had been unaware of them til now, as I was spending much time elsewhere and only returned for the Winter/Summer Solstice depending on hemisphere. I noticed that you were apparently not planning to engage in such activities there in the near future, so perhaps there will be no problem. But if any hostile missiles, flames or falling debris come through to my berth, I would be somewhat disturbed, as would my traveling companion Binky The WonderSkull (visitable at (URL removed by moderator)

I hope there will be no problems, and that we can employ a Good Neighbor Policy. To learn more of me, feel free to visit my h2g2 page.

Yours Sincerely, Etc.,

Alien Loveshade alias BloodStar

Greetingage, very nice to meet you. I realize that what with all of the less than legal activities that take place in my hangar, it may be a bit bothersome at times for you. However, just so you know that you are not in too much danger during my next battle against truth and justice, I make sure that all of my villains strictly comply with the Laws Of Continuity, first categorized by Asteroid Lil. This rule prevents me from, for instance, blowing a hole in my wall that also becomes a hole in your wall. That would not be fair to other researchers, so to ensure that there is *some* order among my chaotic minions, all vilains are required to obey the laws of continuity and threadiquette.

However, you may wish to have a talk with Uncle Heavy and Giguschild. These two 'heroes' have the tendency to barge into a room, and start attacking people for no reason other than the fact that they are known to be villains in previous instances. Those two have caused a great deal of damage to many of my forums, so they may be a problem in the future.

In any event, I hope to work with you on this Good Neighbor policy that you wish to start up. I'll try to keep the noise level down from now on.

---Minos Krylma