h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi KL,

I have just opened a Natural History Museum at http://www.h2g2.com/A416819 and I wanted to ask you two things.

Firstly, are you happy to be in the museum (you only have to stand still when there are visitors)? Secondly, may I link from your name in the museum to your Space?

You will be in the Reptiles category.


Amy the Ant

Well, you might be able to do that, but there's just a little problem. I'm not naturally a reptile. In fact, my DNA is more similar to that of a human than to that of a reptile or amphibian.

I don't know how much of my history you know, but here's the basic stuff. I started life shortly after my race (The Krylma, then only a political group in Atlantis) left the rest of the Atlanteans. They wanted to peacefully and passively guide the rest of the planet from their under water domain. However, The Krylma believed that they should use their superior technology to become the true masters of Earth. I was born shortly after that. My father was a biological scientist, and had already started using his skills to spread fear over Europe. If you've heard the legend of the Minotaur, then you can probably guess as to the kind of things that he did.

His scientific prowess allowed him to rise to the rank of leader of the Krylma, and I was his successor. When he eventually died, I continued his bio-science work, and found several ways to increase my life span. One of them was splicing my DNA to be more like reptiles and amphibians, some of whom can live up to three times that of the normal human.

Anyway, the years passed. Then, my final plan of invasion on Earth was thwarted by James Bond. He destroyed my base on the Moon, and I only barely managed to get away with a few hundred members of the Krylma still around. Fortunately, a few months after the my defeat, Afgncaap5 invented the PDCC, or Pan-Dimensional Channel Changer. He accidently tapped into a movie, and my essence flowed through through the temporary rift in time, and I possessed him. It was then that I learned my previous existence had been little more than a movie.

You probably know the rest. Affy cloned my old body back, but never got around to seperating my essence from his. I forced him to do so in the STUMPED Attack! forum.

So, as you see, my place wouldn't really be in a natural history museum. Maybe a "Progress of Science", or "Classic Movie Spoofs" museum. However, feel free to link to this place if you still feel that you should. Thanks for asking!

Never mind, I misunderstood what the museum was about.

Yes, feel free to put my name up there. And allow me to apologize for boring you with my shortened life story.

That's the short version? I'd hate to have to read the long version.



Amy the Ant

In any event, have a good day.

The Natural History Museum is taking shape. I have designed a logo for it and I hope you will display it on your user page. Here is the code for the logo and links for GuideML pages. It can be modified for HTML pages by changing the LINK tags to HTML anchors.

The H2G2 Natural History Museum
You can find me in the H2G2 Natural History Museum run by Amy the Ant.

{{{BIG HUG}}}



Amy the Ant

Thanks! I'll try to get it up.