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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

You know, the ones we leave out of posts on teh interwebz? We do it all the time. I myself did it this very evening. Is there a world, like the one Veet Voojagig claimed to have found for biros, where words get to through wormholes in space in order to lead the wordy equivalent of the good life?

And is lovely Felicity Kendal there? smiley - bigeyes

Good Life. Geddit?

I have checked this post and found it to be complete. Not lacking any words. But, being crapulous, potvaliant and thoroughly oxtercogged right now (so much so that I probably wouldn't even raise an eyebrow if Felicity Kendal, Kirsty Young and Raquel Welch walked in the door and suggested a foursome*), I wouldn't have a clue if it did.

*At cribbage! What did you think I meant?


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You can call me TC

They are to be found in the unintelligible mumblings of teenagers.


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Post 3

You can call me TC

The words, I mean, not Kirstie Young and co

Although .......


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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Felicity Kendal smiley - drool <drool get ya hands off... she' smine... mine I tell ya smiley - biggrin all my words are not necessarily in teh right roder. I got some loverly confused statemtns I came out with recently.... like a littketle while ago, confusing LA with being Los alamos smiley - snork (ok however its spelt) rather than Los anglis <er... however its spolt. my spoling isn'tit not muchist better either... soemthign really not doing good in my head... can't imagine waht smiley - laugh and I've not even dropped a touch of booze, in ... ages... what on earth are they putting hin this jasmine tea smiley - laughsmiley - tea
anyhow. back to teh OP. she's mien#1#! yet ga hands off her.... oi! - all of ther her! smiley - whistlesmiley - biggrin


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Post 5

Baron Grim

Well, in response I have two quotes.

NEIL'S DAD: yes, well, I agree with the spotty twerps on that one. Felicity Kendall is sweetly pretty, and just what a real girlie should be. Why, speaking as a feminist myself, I can safely say this: that Felicity Kendall is a wonderful woman, and I want to protect her.


TRAVIS W. REDFISH: L.A.? What the hell am I doing in Louisian?
LOLA BOUILLIABAISE: Not that "LA", THE LA!



Can anyone guess both sources?


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Post 6

There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

The first one is the Young Ones but you've got me on the second.

The ironic part of it is that Ade has become almost as sweet and as faintly twee as The Good Life that Vivian hated so much smiley - tongueout


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Post 7

Florida Sailor All is well with the world

At the risk of getting back to the question, our words are made up of letters - ASCII letters. Occasionally the CPU will sneeze or cough spitting out random ASCII numbers. By a strange twist of fate both bytes and letters are grouped into words, so it is only natural that ASCII code is usually expelled by the word, although it is not unusual for only a letter or two to be missing.

The next time you open a PC look carefully at the bottom of the case, you will find a fine layer that looks like dust. If you place this material under a powerful electron microscope you will see they are a jumbled mass of ones and zeros, that if properly arranged, will provide all the missing words.

That or there might be a black hole in the router.

smiley - cheers

F smiley - dolphin S


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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

smiley - eureka


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Post 9

Baron Grim

The second quote was from Meat Loaf in the 1980 film _Roadie_. He says this after waking up from a comically bad night in Austin.


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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

Details! We want details!!!


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Post 11

Baron Grim

Roadie Trailer: http://youtu.be/0xBxcUEOzuo


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