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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Started conversation Jul 9, 2014
Having found some discarded Home Office files in a litter bin in St James's Park I can reveal that there's a sliding scale of secret agents.
00 (eg, James Bond, 007): Licensed to kill.
01 (eg 017): Licensed to cause permanent disability including, but not limited to, the loss of one or more limbs.
02: Licensed to cause permanent disability not including the loss of a limb.
03: Licensed to cause the total loss of one or more senses.
04: Licensed to cause injuries that result in the loss of a hand or a foot.
05: Licensed to cause the partial loss of one or more senses.
06: Licensed to cause injuries that result in the loss of a finger or toe.
07: Licensed to cause injuries that result in a hospital stay of no more than six months.
08: Licensed to cause injuries that result in (up to and including) non-compound fractures.
09: Licensed to cause superficial cuts and bruises concomitant with having been involved in a pub brawl.
Now you know 
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Baron Grim Posted Jul 9, 2014
10: License to slap, whip or flog leaving no worse than reddened skin and welts.
11: License to ruin one's credit history and personal relationships through rumor, lies and clerical sabotage.
12: License to post negative reviews on Yelp and similar websites.
13: License to make statements to and about that will play on one's deepest insecurities and fears leading to emotional distress and damage.
14: License to humiliate in public with a withering retort.
15: License to sneer at from a distance of no less than 5 feet.
16: License to make comments about one on YouTube.
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jul 9, 2014
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Sho - employed again! Posted Jul 9, 2014
oi! I'm licenced to slap 
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jul 9, 2014
I think that makes you a 10, Sho 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 9, 2014
"10: License to slap, whip or flog leaving no worse than reddened skin and welts."
I think nearly everyone I know must be a 10 then...
but... how high up, does one have to be, to do the disaproving eyebrow raise? 
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Baron Grim Posted Jul 9, 2014
That is covered under rank 15.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 9, 2014
Phew... glad to see they've got it covered 
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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Jul 9, 2014
What about eye-rolling? Face palming?
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jul 9, 2014
I think that's the sole privilege of the Minister 
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Sho - employed again! Posted Jul 10, 2014
much as I like being a 10 () I think I'm actually an 08...
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Jul 11, 2014
So - you were in St James Park?
*master distrator*
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jul 12, 2014
I've been in St James's Park many times, but not lately. I've been hanging on to these files since the 1980s, waiting for the 30-year rule on them to expire 
There's no extradition treaty between the US and the UK, right? Or is that Brazil...
I'll get me coat 
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jul 12, 2014
Or was that the 1880s...
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Jul 13, 2014
I was going to ask for an explanation as to why you had been so near here without saying hello!
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jul 13, 2014
Perish the thought 
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