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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

First there was Le Pong http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-21142475 and then the tale of the great Norwegian cheese fire http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21141244smiley - spacesmiley - cdouble

And I think I saw Lord Lucan in the laundry room today.


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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-21144769

make it stop smiley - headhurts


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Baron Grim

Mercaptan. My dad told me tales of his youth that involved that smelly stuff. In high school, he had a part time job at the local cinema. His father worked at one of the refineries that make Texas City [in]famous. His friends, mostly hot-rodders, often relied on him to give them an advantage on the local police. My dad knew the routine of the officer they most often ran into trouble with and would lie in wait in a vent over an alley behind the theater. He was armed with a water gun... filled with mercaptan. A few sprits on the back of the officer would give anyone downwind of him plenty of notice. Of course, anyone downwind of my father would also get plenty of notice as mercaptan is also a bit of a solvent so his water gun would leak profusely.


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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

It seems that the pong story has generated a lot of humour in a "I fart in your general direction" style smiley - rofl


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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

Okay, now this *has* to be an April fool story http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21143199

smiley - facepalm


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Post 6

Vip

Really? Encouraging people to drink and drive? That's just... concerning...

smiley - fairy


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Baron Grim

FTA: "A number of the councillors who approved the measure are reportedly themselves pub owners - but Mr Healy-Rae denied that this had influenced the vote."

What is it y'all say? "Pull the other one, it's got bells on?" smiley - laugh


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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

That one's got a full peal of 12 bells ringing a Kent treble Bob maximus smiley - online2long


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Post 9

KB

Yes, it's bizarre, that one. I don't generally tell thick Kerryman jokes, but some of those councillors make it tempting...


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Post 10

TRiG (Ireland) A dog, so bade in office

I find that story absolutely believable. I'd believe anything coming out of Kerry ....

TRiG.smiley - yikessmiley - run


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