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Sam Martin

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Trout Montague

Have you got a workshop? Can you carve a roasted bird? Can you get a bra unfastened with one hand? Are you ... duh duh duuuh ... Sam Martin?


Sam Martin

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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

Sam Martin? Who he?


Sam Martin

Post 3

Trout Montague

Englishman. Lives in Austin Texas. Practical-minded. Talented. Interesting CV. Writes Books.

"How To Be A Domestic God" could be one.

You seemed to fit the bill.

DMT


Sam Martin

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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

Apparently he also writes for our local freebie listings paper, The Austin Chronicle http://weeklywire.com/ww/04-26-99/austin_arts_feature1.html

We advertise in it and I'm very well acquainted the bloke who deals with our advertising, as well as someone else who writes for the Chronicle from time to time - I'll try to remember to ask both of them if they're familiar with Sam.


Sam Martin

Post 5

Trout Montague

I am sending reconnaissance to look for you.

She will be 33 years old single female. She will come the Alamo and say hello to Mr Gosho head bar-tender.


Sam Martin

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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

They won't have a clue who she's talking about. Tell her to ask for head bartender Jim.


Sam Martin

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Trout Montague

Done.

Am I related to Alice?


Sam Martin

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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

You tell me.


Sam Martin

Post 9

Trout Montague

She has received her instructions and is in your drum.


Sam Martin

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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho

Copacetic. I mostly work days so if she turns up at an evening movie I probably won't be there. Tuesday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday during a matinee are the best time to find me.


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