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Am I allowed to curse on h2g2?
Posted Aug 13, 2000
I need to know if I can curse on h2g2!!!!! Some one tell me and visit my site!
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Why I cant sppel worthe CRAP
Posted Aug 13, 2000
I hope that you have noticed that I have awful writing skills and almost know knowledge of how to correctly spell most words over five letters long. this is because of a mental illnesss that I have recently been diagnoseded with. Its called stupidiosis syndrome and its fatal. It works like this, I have a little bug in my bran that has laid eggs (its called the stupidous Insectous) and these eggs have hatched and they are hungry and so they eat, they eat and eat untill they mate, after they mate, they die, but in one year there eggs hatch and they will start eating again. so far I have only lost the most useless parts in my brain, my social skills and the ability to sppell and I have lost all social skills. So if you want to help e-mail me you credit card number and I will use the money nessesary to develop a cure. Thank you for your time and your wads of cash.
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Wearing a Tux (did I spell wearing right?)
Posted Aug 13, 2000
Once again I, Zonnie, ruler of the people who cant spell worth crap, will now insult and degrate an accepted part of society that most of you are used to, but that I am enraged by. I am talking to you today about the worlds most evil item of clothing it is called a tux, or tuxedo, but im not sure if I spelled it correctly. These are the most uncomfortable things on earth! They make the most slobs like myself (you know the type, the guys who hang in front of the TV (or "Telie") all day wearing baggy pants an no shirt.) fell like we are in some sort of human shaped cardboard box. You can bearly burp in those things, and if you fart it just sort of stays in those thight pants with you, its no fun and almost completely pointless. In summary, TUXEDOS SUCK! thank you for the time you have taken to read this. Have a good day.
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Wearing a Tux (did I spell wearing right?)
Posted Aug 13, 2000
Once again I, Zonnie, ruler of the people who cant spell worth crap, will now insult and degrate an accepted part of society that most of you are used to, but that I am enraged by. I am talking to you today about the worlds most evil item of clothing it is called a tux, or tuxedo, but im not sure if I spelled it correctly. These are the most uncomfortable things on earth! They make the most slobs like myself (you know the type, the guys who hang in front of the TV (or "Telie") all day wearing baggy pants an no shirt.) fell like we are in some sort of human shaped cardboard box. You can bearly burp in those things, and if you fart it just sort of stays in those thight pants with you, its no fun and almost completely pointless. In summary, TUXEDOS SUCK! thank you for the time you have taken to read this. Have a good day.
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