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Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- Started conversation Apr 7, 2005
The domain of Captain Tobias Argallius Nuge, head doctor, this room is furnished with several biobeds, scanning equipment, and a transporter pad. Tobias Nuge's office sits to one side of the door, surrounded by windows and containing a computer, and a few comfy chairs, and a replicator for tea and so on (yes, I know its clichéd, but tha number of people who ask for tea around here...).
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Dooran (AKA: Lrrr from Omicron Persei 8) A.R.M.Y member, also confused by the consept of "wuv" Posted Apr 8, 2005
I some medical attention!!!! I was k.I.A. so my spirit took controll of LeRues body forced him to kill himself and then my spirit took over a random persons body I wouldn't mind having my old one back if thats possible..
Cheers
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Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII} Posted Apr 9, 2005
I could help with that|!
Come to my Science Lab!! 
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Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- Posted Apr 11, 2005
Leave all reincarnation to the medical professionals, please Horatio. Plaese lie down on the couch, please.
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Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII} Posted Apr 11, 2005
Who me?
Me lie on couch?
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Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- Posted Apr 12, 2005
No, the other guy.
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Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- Posted Apr 12, 2005
By the way, to point this out, I'm fighting you all, so if you want to get healed, there's a roll of elastoplast in the cupboard to which only I have the key. Its bombproof. Thank you. For more information, report to http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F1996985?thread=621517 , its the only way... have fun. *disappears to the battefield*
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U218534 Posted May 18, 2005
*finds a little deskplate that says "Nuge"*
*throws it out of the window; a 'clunk' followed by "Ow!!!" is heard*
*replaces it with a new little deskplate that says "Joe"*
It is now
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Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII} Posted May 18, 2005
Hmm, okay then!
I have a headache...can i have something for it?
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Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII} Posted May 18, 2005
Hmm....will that help?
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U218534 Posted May 18, 2005
No
But here you go, have some anyway 
Oh, and have one of these *proffers a small blue square*
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Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII} Posted May 18, 2005
I dont drink tea...
And whats that? *Holds up square*
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U218534 Posted May 18, 2005
Ok, forget the tea.
The square is a little potato-flavoured synthetic foodstuff which I've just invented yesterday. It also has the convenient added bonus side-effect of completely eliminating headaches
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- 1: Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- (Apr 7, 2005)
- 2: Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII} (Apr 8, 2005)
- 3: Dooran (AKA: Lrrr from Omicron Persei 8) A.R.M.Y member, also confused by the consept of "wuv" (Apr 8, 2005)
- 4: Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII} (Apr 9, 2005)
- 5: Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- (Apr 11, 2005)
- 6: Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII} (Apr 11, 2005)
- 7: Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- (Apr 12, 2005)
- 8: Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead- (Apr 12, 2005)
- 9: Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII} (Apr 13, 2005)
- 10: U218534 (May 18, 2005)
- 11: Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII} (May 18, 2005)
- 12: U218534 (May 18, 2005)
- 13: Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII} (May 18, 2005)
- 14: U218534 (May 18, 2005)
- 15: Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII} (May 18, 2005)
- 16: U218534 (May 18, 2005)
- 17: Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII} (May 18, 2005)
- 18: U218534 (May 18, 2005)
- 19: Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII} (May 18, 2005)
- 20: U218534 (May 18, 2005)
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