h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Okay, so this thread is not nearly as exciting or educational as the perpetual Saturday night party thread, but there is a chance (albeit a slight one) that Stinkywigfiddle will grace it with his presence and scintillating wit, especially since this sentence is going to go on and on until the buzzards fly back to Hinkley, Ohio, or until the leopard loses his spots, or until I think of a really amusing aside that just can't wait for the presence of someone who actually would like to hear it, such an occurrence being extraordinarily and mindbogglingly rare, in fact I.....

So there's nothing you can blame me for?

I'd like to blame you for.... not having been online of late

"So there's nothing you can blame me for?"
[Stinkywigfiddle]

We can blame you for being silly.

I know, I know, it's far-fetched and all that, but our minds have been disintegrating because of mindless modern culture, and it's wonder we can make change at the store. So, humour us.

You're silly! Not much, but it's a start

I've been elsewhere online.

I'm sure the Internet is better for it .

Heh, maybe. But that depends on what I've been doing.

I'm sure you've been doing nothing but good.