h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

One of these days I'm going to have to find out what all of these words mean....

*is shocked*
You should know that one!

One out of several hundred thousand isn't a very good success rate...

But better that nothing...

It's a start, anyway....and then, of course, there's anteeksi...

Yes, of course... And hyvää viikonloppua...

Yes, but not quite yet......another day or so......I guess Suomi doesn't really count....

Why wouldn't it?

Well, place names and the like.....I know Helsinki in Finnish too! And Kirkkonummi (I hope I remembered that right ), and Tampere.......

Tampere? *looks suspicious* Do you know someone in Tampere?

Jealous of a town, that's a new one......not that I know of...

Oh, okay...

It's just on many more maps than Kirkkonummi is....

Oh bugger... *goes and kills it*

I guess you live in a neglected town in a neglected country with a neglected language..........much like Melbourne is since the Olympics.......(though I don't think Kirkkonummi has a population of 3 1/2 million....)

What? It doesn't?

If it does then Finland is far more populous than I realised....

Maybe it is...

Probably takes up most of the Northern Hemisphere too, then...

We're spreading... And you can't prevent it!