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I hate nights, I am working them next Friday Saturday and Sunday, they take years off your life and make you feel knackered all the time.

But I don't want to live til I'm sat around some care home dribbling and moaning and wetting myself. So perhaps losing the last 5 years of your life is not such a bad thing. When you get to my age, you know very old!, these thoughts start to take over.

Well none of my contempories are dead yet, and you are as old as the girl you feel, so that makes me zero years old, which I beleive is younger than you.

Anyway as I have said us men get better with age, while you girls are past it by 25, only joking young Em.

Things still bad at home, though no progress yet on me moving out, but the clock is ticking and I've started to look through the Star and Reporter for a new home.

Hope you are not too tired with working nights and I am sure you will live a long and happy life, its only us guys who die young, well its the stress of trying to please you girls!.

David xx

Hiya David..

just finnished my night shift,so i'd thought i'd catch up on here before i TRY and get some sleep..not easy when i'm in pain,and each way i lie hurts ..ah well...
i really hate nights too,coz normally i only get about 10hrs sleep throughout 3-4days,so i'm really done in afterwards..yeah and me bags under me eyes are no longer bags,but flippin shopping trollies now.
well next friday i'm supposed to be going manchester watching my niece's-boyfriends band play,and if i dont go there,i'm supposed to be going to the palace for staff leaving meal,,so its a plate of chips for me then.i don't do all that spicey stuff ,i'm a really fussy eater..i don't do anything that would have had eyes either or breathed... god i'm an arkward cow me!!!!

what d'ya mean past it at 25..you cheeky bugger,yeah well at least i'm only 5yrs past it.....unlike you...>>>>>>

hey now theres a thing,ive never been with a coffin dodger before,always thought mens shrivel up by the time their 40+ and just can't keep up with us young ones..

awwwww "young Em" again ...are you trying to score browny points or summat..

flippin eck is she kicking you out the door so soon,,gee whizz ,i had to put up with my ex for a full year before he eventually moved out,,phew they were rough times..wouldn't recomend that to anyone,,get out asap before the arguing starts worse and ya going for each others throats...
i'll keep me eye open too,are ya checking the estate agents windows aswell..

right i'll jump over to the other thread and answer ya questions there..

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Its not shrivelled up yet, and a mate says he can get me some little blue pills that will make me feel like a young man again. £5 each!!, its not worth it for me at the moment, it would be a waste of a good erection!!!, not that I need them, but perhaps I will wait til I get a girlfriend. Otherwise it will be a very expensive XXXX!!!.

I think I will have a new house in the next few months, I'm looking around Dentons Green, but it is very expensive, are you sure you don't have a rich mate who would like a bit of rough???

EeK XxXxX

...£5 each..yunno if you go to the doctors you might just get um free,due to your age n stuff..heehee.......>>

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well that won't be that far from where you live now,so at least then it's easier for you to see the little one.

nah aint got no rich single friends,but if i did they would be living with me anyway.
oooooo abit of rough eh?!?,don't mind abit of that meself..

Em.XXX

You know I don't really need them pills, but alot of my friends use them, I suppose its one less thing to worry about and apparently the girls like the results . My mates reckon they don't need them either but I would be worried that if I used them once I would become to rely on them.

But enough of this slightly sordid subject, whats this about you liking a bit of rough?, I had you down a as being smart and sophisticated!!, but I know what you mean we like a bit of rough every now and then hehehehe.

Women though, what goes on in their heads?, the other half wants us to go out on Wednesday!, she now says we don't go out enough and that might be the problem!!. Only a couple of days ago she was saying that she hates me and that she wanted me to move out. The problem is that now I don't particularly want to go out with her, I've kinda got used to the idea of moving out and although at first I was abit upset and wary of doing it; now I can see a future that may be better than what I've got at present. I'm sure she will soon be back to hating me and ask me to move out again. When I asked her what was going on she said 'lets see what happens this week'.

Was it like this for you?. You said it took a year, did you have lots of second thoughts and reconcilations?

David XxXxX

Hiyyaaaa David.

see now ive never been with anyone who has had to use those little blue pills,so i can't really comment..
me?? smart and sophisticated?? or thats what you think i would go for???.....well i'm not ,,and as for bloke type...well i don't really have one, i like a bloke that can make me laugh,personality goes a long way..but ive obviously gotta find them attractive in some way too,

awww sounds like your missus is having a change of heart,maybe you should act on that "going out" stuff it may put abit of sparkle back into your relationship..
as for me n ex,,,when we split up 4yrs ago it was a bad time,but even tho we lived together for a year,it was an absolute nightmare,it was one of those....if i was upstairs,he was downstairs,,if i was.. in he was out..type of thing,due to all the other stuff alot of arguing went on and no we have never ever tryed to get back together,,he wanted to,i didn't..
but there was times when i have been sat here and thought ,have i made the right choice...i think i have....i wasn't happy,,,i got out,,been through loadsa crap because of it,,,but maybe now things will now start to improve..

I bet any bloke who has been with you wouldn't need any help in that department.

Like you were, I can't say I am happy at the moment and I know she is unhappy too, there in no way we would be together if it weren't for our daughter, so in the long term there is no future for us. Its making that break that is the hard bit.

I am sure things will improve for you, that tall dark hansome stranger is out there somewhere, or do you prefare blondes?.

i don't mind how they come,aslong as theyv'e got the ability to make me laugh,talk as much as i do,kind ,caring n all that stuff n like i said ive got to be able to find someone attractive...beauty is in the eye of the beholder so to speak..

hey your right there don't need any help in that department....when i get it
when i was with me ex it was crap,it was one of those..."pull me nighty down when youv'e finnished"..
but since its been fine .....

Where do you get all these interesting icons from?, I agree that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, its what I rely on!, if I didn't have such a good personality I would never get any action!.

I usually have the ability to make girls laugh, if not with me then at me. and I have had some sucess with the ladies but now I feel that having a partner is not the only thing or the most important thing in life.

My partner is becoming very confusing, she is now talking about decorating the spare bedroom and talking about our future!!, only last Friday we did not have a future. I checked on the histoey icon of our browser and she has been onto relate and other relationship sites. At least this means she is willing to try, but I am not sure I am.

Thing is we have not had any sexual or emotional relationship for years, and although we can patch up the wallpaper and paint work, I don't think we can patch up our mutual loathing.

Well hope you are well, take care of yourself.

David

all the interesting icons....just press on any smiley,and it will take you to a huge list of them...............................................too name but a few....

maybe if you both concentrate on what is lacking in your relationship,maybe you'll be able to make it all okay again...try the romantic part again like taking her for meals,or 's,compliments,dirty weekend away,just something to put that spark back into it,,if there is any possibility you can make it work,try it....being single is not all what its cut out to be....

i am now feeling like a bag of shite..,,,i'm now on tablets of doc-yesterday,for what maybe ulcers,,me chest is absolutly killing,in so much pain this last couple of week ,tho moreso from last weekend,and now my throat feels like ive got razorblades cuttin it,swelled up and in agony ...oh the feckin joy!!

see now when i'm ill alls i want is a big cuddle,and someone to pamper me for a change...sorry just feeling pretty crap today.

Em..XXX

Well she is being nice to me today and making an effort so we will give it a go though I don't hold up much hope in the long term. As for being single, you are right, it can get lonely sometimes and the grass is always greener, but it can have benefits, you can do what you want when you want and if you meet the girl of your dreams you can do something about it.

Hope you are feeling better, , and that your chest is better, the offer is still, I have the ointment and a pair of willing hands. Well if you don't ask you don't get.

David XXX

good for you,best of luck and hope it all goes well...


my policy whether i'm single or not is...i'll do want i want,,,,when i want,,,how i want,, n when i like and if they don't like it....tough....

well yeah could do with something rubbing me chest,and me throat lubricated now.....all medicinal of course

Em..XXX

Thing is Em when you are in a relationship you can't always do what you like all the time, sometimes you have to do what other people want. Its finding the right balance thats the trick. Too many people break up because they are not willing to compromise or change.

I have not had a drink tonight first time in weeks, tying to cut down, see If I can take some inches off the old belly. I have had a nice mug of Ovaltine!!!, help it sounds like I've turned into my grandad, I'll be wearing slippers and pyjamas next.

Anyway off to bed up early again.

See ya, David

goodnight,sweetdreams..

Em..xxx

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