Imagine there were two of you. Which one would win?

I'm a professional writer and occasional game designer with published works spanning everything from vampire novels to joke books, sex manuals, health guides and computer helpers. Some of my back-catalog makes me feel like Troy McClure from the Simpsons... ("Hi! I'm Tim! You may remember me from such pamphlets as 'The Complete Guide To A Good Abdomen in Just Five Minutes a Day!' and 'Miracle Power Bible Foods'") Still, at least I don't take myself too seriously. I'm open-minded, spiritual rather than religious, cynical rather than political, and idealistic rather than accepting. I have geeky edges, a dark sense of humour, an irreverent and politically incorrect front end, and a nagging feeling that this -- the world and all -- is just a great big joke... Feel free to drop by for a chat some time if you like; I'm always keen to meet new people.

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